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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Internet User on Thursday, August 28, 2008
All suffering you will endure in your patethic, small life you deserve.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 28, 2008
I declare the jihad of injured defense and loss by three goals or more to Buffalo!!
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Declared by Boston GM on Tuesday, August 26, 2008
I declare jihad against all those text messaging psycho chicks who just can't put the damn phone down. In the car, while driving walking down the street, a hall, in the store. Get the F out of the way. No one cares that you are buying vitamin water. No one wants to know what you think. Put the phone...
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Declared by Big Sam on Sunday, August 24, 2008
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
Shut the hell up! I don't want to know how great your new Apple iMac or if the iPod is the best thing since sliced bread. I don't NEED someone telling me what products to use. Why don't you search for "Apple" on this site and see how many jihads against Apple got the thumbs down! Mother fuckers. Seriously,...
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Declared by Fuck Apple on Saturday, August 23, 2008
You have some nerve mocking an American hero. Keep to the issues and stop knocking McCain for living the American dream!
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Declared by Blue on Friday, August 22, 2008
Вся нация этих тупых прожорливых свиней должна быть уничтожена! Все без остатка! Настанет день и наши баллистические ракеты упадут на головы этих мерзких паразитов!...
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Declared by ыть on Thursday, August 21, 2008
Все Унылое гавно должно быть уничтожено!!!
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Declared by ыуь on Thursday, August 21, 2008
эта сатана должна умереть, ибо заполонила попсой всё!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
just a general jihad :)
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Declared by john on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Я объявляю джихад неадекватным админам форума, страдающим христианозом головного мозга в терминальной стадии.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
смерть ришельцам и их пособникам!!!
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Declared by Мольдер и Скали on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
I declare war at faulty values, the deathism in particularly. Mostly all religious people can be tagged as deathists. And almost all atheists too. They want to die of old age eventually. They want me to grow old and die, they want you to die the same way, everyone. Is not it freaky? They say it's "natural"....
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Declared by Ev on Monday, August 18, 2008
Fuck The Cruel World
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Declared by Dante on Monday, August 18, 2008
Fuck militant and mighty russians! Do not let them to grab the world.
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Declared by Ivan on Monday, August 18, 2008
This guy is the biggest d-bag I have EVER met. Continually he has moved up the political ladder after one abysmal failure after another. He used church money to buy porn, attempted 2 affairs, treated staff horribly, fired good staff, framed innocents, and turned churches in on themselves. Let me tell you...
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Declared by Eric on Friday, August 15, 2008
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
Sure, talk to me when nobody is around and then, as soon as someone 'better' comes along, tell me to 'shut up' and to 'stop being selfish' when I say anything!
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Declared by Matt on Thursday, August 7, 2008
What the hell is up with this ugly bitch? Who made the decision to put her awkward, nasty face on television? Is she having trouble reading the cue cards or are the unnatural pauses between words just the way botched abortions speak? And what the hell is up with her eyes? Is that a little-known side-effect...
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Declared by Gary on Thursday, August 7, 2008