Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoCurses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 5, 2007
Professors need to stop giving points to people just because they raised their hand and said something stupid in class. I did not pay thousands of dollars to hear some idiot student talk about how her trip to the Bahamas relates to globalization!
If students have something interesting to say... then...
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Declared by AmericanU on Monday, November 5, 2007
for social security. a thousand plus dollars a year come outa MY income to feed dead people
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Declared by timmy on Sunday, November 4, 2007
The New World Order is decadent!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 4, 2007
George W. Bush is an ignorant piece of fascist crap!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Dali on Sunday, November 4, 2007
Damn you Corpus spongiosum which enables me to get erect, you get me hard at the worst times!
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Declared by Fustrated and Erect. on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Too many idiots in the world today
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 3, 2007
We need to eradicate them NOW!
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Declared by sex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Luxembourg is the cockroach of Europe. You read about it getting conquered, turn a few pages in your history book, and BAM! It's there again! Well we will not stand for it! We will rise against you and divide you between France, Belgium and Germany! At long last the pimple of Europe will be popped! LONG LIVE...
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Declared by Norfolk Liberation Organization on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Contrary to your opinion Czech republic is not situated in Germany or Switzerland.
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Declared by Abdul Hassan on Saturday, November 3, 2007
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
alert(document.cookie);
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 2, 2007
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
I'm not interested in your calls. I do not pay monthly fees so you will feel free to call me and screw my mind with your offers. And please do your homework, and check if I'm married before suggesting that you talk to my wife.
The TV show I was watching when you called is way more important than your...
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Declared by Fuck all telemarketers on Friday, November 2, 2007
I declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers.
A pox on your winkie infidel.
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Declared by verminator on Friday, November 2, 2007
When way up ahead you see that two lanes turn into one DO NOT slam on your brakes and try to get over immediately. Drive to the end of your lane and then its one car from each lane. Its called MERGING! So if I drive to the merge point and get ahead of you don't honk your horn at me because your an idiot...
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Declared by Left Coast on Friday, November 2, 2007
MALDITO CIPRINAO CRUZ..... COMO TE ODIO PORQUE NO TRANSMITES NADA A LA GENTE QUE ENSEÑAS!!!!!!
ERES DESPRECIABLES.. PARECES QUE USAS PAÑALA E INCLUSO ERES CHAVISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMO TE ODIO!!!!!!
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Declared by GUNTER on Friday, November 2, 2007
Everybody who have used Australia's biggest Telco/ISP will have a bad story to tell, my god theres whole sites dedicated to hating on Telstra... I OFFICIALLY DECLARE A JIHAD ON THOSE FILTHY INFIDELS!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 1, 2007
In Accordance to the will of Allah this Jihad hath been declared upon thine head for the following attrocities against the nation of Islam:
Cutting and preparing the swine to be feast upon by the gluttunous american infidels. May you and your job burn in the fiery pits of hell fire while the true martyrs...
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Declared by Emom Smith on Thursday, November 1, 2007
The Soldiers of Allah (anti-Gay Regiment) Hath declared this Jihad upon thee for the following attrocities: Displaying ineracial and homosexual picsations and/or images on your computer screen so that they may be viewd by those are who are not gay in so that you might poison their minds as yours is...
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Declared by Nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007