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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe hell with interviewers who think I am inferior just because I was fired from my last job. What the hell is this? What the hell have I done to deserve it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly wasted this evening, Inshallah.
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Declared by Dr. Evil on Monday, October 15, 2007
saaale bahut bolta hai tu....
isliye jihad karta hoon tere against
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Declared by rakesh on Monday, October 15, 2007
Saaaala U.P. ka hai, phir bhi isse B.C. ka matlab nahi pataaa
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Declared by Rakesh Juyal on Monday, October 15, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
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Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
For calling me during Judge Judy to win my affection.
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Declared by One any only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
For knowingly and wantingly dealing in business with the infidel and for impersonating the prophet
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Declared by Jon Withaar on Sunday, October 14, 2007
The flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
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Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
My boss is a raging bitch...there's no better way to put it. I am convinced that she was put on this earth for the sole reason of making each workday worse than the last. It's pretty fucked up when i stop think about it...each day i go to work and run an internal monologue saying, "there's no way today is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 14, 2007
I hereby declare the unholiest of holy jihads on the dead remnants of Mrs. Thode. May the gate to hell open on her former estate and devour all new infidels who dare linving on these unholy grounds!
Thank you bitches!
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Declared by Guardian of the demonic key on Saturday, October 13, 2007
For eating small children
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Stop destruction
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Declared by Harry, on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Dutch minister of justice Hirsch Ballin. In Holland it will become illegal to express yourself if religious people might take offense. Former minister Donner already was playing with the thought when Theo van Gogh was killed by an extremist..
Hirsch Ballin, this jihad is for you. Just a joke, however I am...
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Declared by Wim Hijtinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
This bud is trying to sue Techcrunch for 150.000 because Google indexed a picture of a clown taken by a clowness who happens to be a client, linking to a TechCrunch page with a comment where this picture was...
Never mind. Developing story:...
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Declared by Wim Heitinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
You lonely ass fucking arab!! lease the fucking burekas and get a real job
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Useless, clueless, inefficient, worthless cunts. It's impossible to get anything done correctly with Y!SM. When I call for support they give the most rubbish explanations and can almost NEVER provide support. And the traffic they send is piggly shit. Become Google or butt out you wastes of space!
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Declared by Search Advertiser on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I declare holy war on this god forsaken municipal government of ours.
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Declared by elmolino on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I declare Jihad on Kate for not keeping in touch with me lately.
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Declared by Rachel on Friday, October 12, 2007
Your character on Doctor Who sucks!
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Declared by Doctor Who on Friday, October 12, 2007