Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI WANT TO FUCKING HANG OUT WITH HIM GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU FUCK THIS FUCK THAT THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS FUCK
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Declared by C on Saturday, January 4, 2014
Stop wallowing in self-pity induced self-righteous anger and hatred for one second and LOOK at what you are doing to your children! Your overwhelming need to have everyone on earth feel sorry for your struggles is screwing up those poor boys.
"Look at me! My children have ISSUES. Ok... granted, I CAUSED...
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Declared by Defender of your wonderful, fabulous boys on Friday, January 3, 2014
I suffer (enjoy) from ADHD,(DXMLSAPCPLOLFROGTURDS) and can hardly complete an entire flight sim. You really think i'm going to have the patience to actually land a 747? Of course not! Well I mean, If you consider landing crashing into the 80th floor of a tower that lives next door to an identical tower, then...
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Declared by Hands in my Pants. on Monday, December 9, 2013
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
You ar
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Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
They are fucking assholes
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 7, 2013
Get your fucking priorities in line! You're what, 15, 18, 21? And all you can think about is finding some fuckin' disrespectful punk to focus on instead of improving yourself and learning to love YOURSELF first. You spend all your time crying about or searching for some fuck-tard who's just lookin' to get...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 4, 2013
I have hated you ever since I have known you. I have never understood why my mom insisted on being nice to you. Maybe it's because she has a much bigger heart than me, and she felt sorry for you. Maybe your parents were friends with hers. But to me, that still doesn't quite explain it. You pride yourself on...
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Declared by Your friendly neighbor on Thursday, August 1, 2013
You are a fucking family anihalating, sucubus whore that has literally thrived off my personal agony, the way a blood sucking parasite takes to one's open sores! Couldn't raise YOUR kids right; got one homo weirdo and one fatass man pleasing slut. both dislike you so you decided to take over MY FAMILY to try...
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Declared by unecessary on Thursday, August 1, 2013
start appreciating stuff i do for you and not look back on "al you did for me"
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Declared by pissedoff on Thursday, July 25, 2013
I am so fucking done with this bullshit, my blood related relatives, are not my family, they are a bunch of narcissistic pricks who have their heads up their own asses, they need to get a fucking clue about why I have bad grades, can you not take a fucking hint? I'm smart as fucking hell, I know that,...
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Declared by Jared Griffin on Monday, June 24, 2013
I fucking hate you. You're the reason this family has problems. And yes you *are* indeed an idiot. Don't you EVER fucking come to me wondering why I don't talk to you or why I don't want to be around you. DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME TO CHANGE! *YOU* FUCKING CHANGE YOU SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A FATHER! HOW can you...
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Declared by Mary on Tuesday, May 7, 2013
fk you
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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
Fucking go back in time and don't have me, you fucking useless parents. Don't fucking cry you bitch, you mollusc, you fucking shit eating cunt.
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Declared by Don't fucking ask for my name on Sunday, April 21, 2013
My grandmother wasn't even buried yet and you started circling her home and assets, telling my mother to get a lawyer because you definitely want your half. You didn't even go to her funeral or the burial. You made sure to show up early before the rest of the family. You and your friends were laughing and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 13, 2013
God damn you, Katie. This sin't the kind of fucking friendship I ever wanted. I want to just block you and nver fucking speak to you again but at the same time here I am planning out a cool birthday surprise for you. We're so similar in everything BUT personality and it's so god damned frustrating! Why are...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 10, 2013
You fuckface dickless asswipe. Ihave news for your ass you don't rule the world and for the record define the term tax fraud jackass. Cause very soon the irs will be coming for you. MOOOHAAHAHA BITCH!
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Declared by justice on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Jihad on you. If you were any kind of loving son you would have been there for your mom but all you ever called for was about her bank statement now you act like you care since she's sick.You can fool her but I shame on you for calling day and night checking on insurance policies.
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Declared by See right thru you on Monday, March 18, 2013
We love her dont get me wrong but she can be just ahhh. She's always so negative about everything and just talks about her problems all the time. im like yes i get it your lifes a bit rap but we all have problems too and sometimes she all like purposely depressed..
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Declared by Jade on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
My grandmother is so freaking annoying, never listens to what I've got to say, always believes that her views are always right. She really makes my blood boil by just seeing her face.
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Declared by Nina on Monday, February 18, 2013