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Declared by Peter Sanderson on Sunday, October 7, 2007
If it were true, don't you think you'd all agree?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
fucker.
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Declared by Zach on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I'm sick and tired of those drivers having to honk in the streets. A driver turning right slows them down - they honk. A driver asks a pedestrian for directions - the driver after them has to honk. This noise make me sick to my stomach.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Declaro la guerra contra la procrastinación porque me está volviendo loco el no tener ganas de hacer nada, de hecho, tengo que dejar esta jihad para más rato porque tengo que hacer otra cosa
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Allah commands me to declare jihad upon you, Mike Nichols! May the fatwa be issued asap by influential mullahs all over the world!!! Your insistance upon disappearing is frowned upon by everyone. May "Jimmy Blue Eyes" give you an acid bath if you are ever found!!!
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Declared by Dumb E. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
10‰ is baaaad
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Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Putting aside the theme parks and the tourists, Orlando is one of the shittiest places I've ever lived. The people, the (lack of) culture, and the (lack of) good food! And could they have a decent gay club for crying out loud!
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Declared by Brian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Underwearless forever..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Do I come knocking on your door and wake you up at 7am. If I want to be a part of your religion don't you think I would be the one contacting you? You people should take the hint the first time and not come back again or next time I will let my dogs loose on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Fuck that. I created this squad because you fuckers were too lazy to do it. I gave out tasks in order to make things run smoothly. I worked hard to make sure people didn't argue, and our chat was a place where people were happy. Sure I kicked Nilek, but hes a douche. Fuck that.
And then everyone...
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Declared by Marcin Tasz on Friday, October 5, 2007
You piece of fucking shit.
CON ARTIST I hope you lose all business fucking faggot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 4, 2007
For omitting the apostrophe and the letter e from the word, "you're." May a swarm of yellow jacketsland on your chest and bite you in your ass. Again.
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Declared by Grammar Nazi on Thursday, October 4, 2007
Shame on you Jesse for pretending to care about the people. All you care about is chicken parm and marijuana!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Fuckers
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
You thought i forgot about last time? You fat slob. You are fat and disgusting and you eat everybody's food without even asking. I hope your body belt breaks and you stomach falls down to your knees. This guy steals food from poor kids and clothes that dont even fit him from the salvation army.
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Declared by Mike da Don on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Because you're gay.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
Why do people talk to me about stuff I don't care about? Am I just too nice of a person to tell them to fuck off. If I am saying "Yeah", "Right", "Uh-huh" it's because I don't have anything to say and I couldn't care less about your problems. Chances are I just want to get off the phone and stab myself in...
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Declared by Ted on Thursday, September 20, 2007
Get. Out. Of. My. WAY!!! Why are you all awake and driving this early in the morning? This is my one chance to make it to the office in a reasonable amount of time and you're ruining it!!! There's no reason why it should take me 1.5 hours to drive 28 miles at 5AM...
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Declared by Dave on Friday, September 14, 2007
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007