Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBURN IN HELL FOR BITCHING AND WHINING ABOUT ME TODAY. IT IS NONE OF YOU FU*KING BUSINESS OF WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT I DONT SO SUCK MY PIXIE DICK U CHUBBY COON
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 13, 2013
Jihad on you Asshole roommate! It's 1:00 and for the ninth day in a row, I can't sleep because you're up till 3:00 shouting at your fucking video game! Why did I get stuck with a fucking asian gamer?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 20, 2013
You, the guy who is supposed to be our advocate in the face of an unreasonable and inflexible sponsor. Fuck you.
We follow your advice, the sponsor gets pissed, and you don't say a god damn word about it, you just sit there all smug and amused while we take an ass chewing. Now I am informed of a bullshit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 15, 2013
They screwed up my life. I mean it really says something about you when the valedictorian hates your guts.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 2, 2013
He make us do a 3,5 hour test and we are done in 1,5 hours and we have to sit i 2 hours doing nothing
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Declared by Jesperhater42 on Thursday, September 26, 2013
Lunchladies are annoying! They yell at you, stalk you, ban everything, and can't even pronounce a single fucking name! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU BITCHES! I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE MR PAMPERS (nickname for a male lunchlady)
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Declared by 22warriorcat22 on Monday, September 23, 2013
U are all immature assholes who go around telling people straight in the face that theyre ""ugly"". Just so you know,youre not particularly ""good looking"" either so i suggest u sit ur fucking ass down. The world doesnt need attention thirsty people like u who give unwanted and judgemental opinions on other...
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Declared by the one u call ugly on Tuesday, September 3, 2013
FUCK YOU BITCHES AT SCHOOL FUCK YOU ALL I HATE ALL OF U i hate u seniors,i hate u ex best friend i hate u current best friend i hate u haters i hate u teachers i hate u random shit people i dont give a flying fuCK about i hate u all choke on a dick i hate all of u
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Declared by go away on Friday, August 23, 2013
Fucking bullies always ruining my goddamn day. Never fucking did anything to you,you frickin' dicks. I swear,if I didn't have a fuckin awesome life ahead of me, I'd rip your balls off,and stick you in a Saw movie. The world would be better off without you bitches,you're not going to contribute to the world...
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Declared by I didn't fucking do anything on Wednesday, August 21, 2013
nice to see you too. NOT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
assignment, assignments.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
i gave you my heart, my soul. and you threw it away
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
you think you're so cool
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
what gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
this is hard
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I CAN'T
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
why are you even in this group if you don't do anything?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
how much more can i take?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013