Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
смерть ришельцам и их пособникам!!!
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Declared by Мольдер и Скали on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Seriously, what the fuck. When I look at you in a bar and we make eye contact, that's a go for me. You're already on the "fuck me" bandwagon and you want to go a little faster. So when I walk over to you and say, "Hello," and you scoff, don't get all butthurt that I hit you in the face. You sent the wrong...
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Declared by Creep on Saturday, August 2, 2008
There's only one register at the gas station near my house - and usually only one attendant working. The pumps were all full this evening, but I was just there to get a drink.
I get inside and see a line behind the register. I grab my drinks and join the back of the line, quickly realizing that it's not...
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Declared by Elad on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
For being an overbearing asshole. I asked a simple, serious question and expected some intelligent, thoughtful, maybe even helpful answers from the community. When I saw that a "Platinum Member" had responded, I thought my troubles were over.
But no...you just attacked the semantics of my question -...
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Declared by Bad mood on Friday, May 16, 2008
Stop spamming me you retarted fuckcunt.
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Declared by fuck barrey abu on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Death to all motherfuckers riding their bikes on New York City sidewalks and running red lights! You people drive me nuts and make me sick. You scare old ladies. You run red lights and freakout people trying to cross the street.
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Declared by shove-your-bike on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
She is crazy and loves icebergs. They sank the Titanic, therefore she is evil
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Declared by 0110 on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007
Hokm e Jahad Aleihe Vahid khan e Nazemi!
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Declared by David on Monday, December 17, 2007
Who insist on honking their horns every 2 seconds when traffic is not moving fast enough. It is annoying, loud enough for me to hear 21 floors up and break my concentration and irriate the SHIT out of me and pointless. Honking your horn is NOT gonna make traffic move any faster, so esentially all you are...
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Declared by LinZ on Thursday, November 8, 2007
I hate you motherfuckers!
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Declared by me on Monday, October 22, 2007
I really can't stand most people I talk to from Ohio.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
To the fuck head that just put shoe polish on my car. I will find you and fuck you up. You have just damaged the paint on my car. There is no fucking reason for you or anyone to do this; you are just a rude, inconsiderate little fucker that deserves nothing else but death because you will never, ever have a...
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Declared by Kyoceira on Sunday, October 21, 2007
You have forsaken the sacred mustache of Michael Lincoln and you must be attacked!
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Declared by Shamgar on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Those of you that don't give a nod or say thank you are true assholes. I open the door as a gesture of kindness, but you walking right by and not even acknowledging it says to me... "thanks bitch" -- so fuck you
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Declared by door holder on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I hate you shitheads that decide to walk down the sidewalk in a line across and don't get out of the fucking way. You don't own the whole sidewalk, so some of you need to back off and move out of the way when other people are coming in the opposite direction.
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Declared by an irate bostonian on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Eyal Brandt is a lawyer son of a #$@%$. He uses the lowest scam techniques, makes up false stories and threaths people. Be aware...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
Dude, I don't need to know the details of your life. I'm just here to check my email. And the people who are studying might be more irritated than me.
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
IDIOTS...EASIER TO GET ON THE SUBWAY WHEN YOU LET PEOPLE OFF. DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF THE DOORS THEREBY BLOCKING ALL FLOW OF TRAFFIC ON AND OFF THE CAR, DON'T TRY TO SHOVE YOUR WAY THROUGH THRONGS OF DISEMBARKING PASSENGERS. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CAN GET YOUR SORRY MOUTH BREATHING , FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED...
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Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007