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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're snotty in the office and its getting worse. Damn you, you workplace infidel. I'm putting a jihad on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
If you're already taking the money out of my paycheck, why do I have to fill out a form authorising you to do it?
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You have made me feel good about myself, only to crush my dreams. You are a mean, mean man!! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU!!!!
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Declared by Aaron on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Boah, ich bin so früh aufgewacht, dass ich jetzt mit negativer Energie gefüllt bin!!!
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Declared by Cata on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You think tagging along with the boys is fun - well, just shut your trap.
Asking "Did you play sports in high school?" does not help out our efforts - thanks Jackass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I have to say this but SHUT UP, my God, when you don't know how to sell - simply don't!
I believe the best movie for anyone CEO to see is Glengarry Glen Ross here is a quote from the movie.
Ricky Roma: "You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is."
Well, you did not know what the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
May your beer be infested with the fleas of 10,000 camels.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
May your desk burn at the hands of Ala.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
datengatumatii!
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Declared by Brucolacul on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
i hate my job. u suck
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Declared by vaibhav on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
You suck. Why? because every morning when I take the F, I have to wait about 20 minutes DURING RUSH HOUR WHILE ABOUT 5 TRAINS PASS GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. WHEN I FINALLY GET ON THE TRAIN, I PRAY THAT IN A COUPLE OF STOPS WHEN I CAN CONNECT TO THE EXPRESS, THE EXPRESS TRAIN ACTUALLY WAITS. BUT NO....
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Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
leave me alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You throw mini darts at me all day long while I'm trying to work. Ignoring you no longer works because although you used to just enjoy getting a reaction out of me, you know just love the idea of darts sticking in my body and the resulting drops of blood. Stop this madness and stop throwing those dumb...
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Declared by Jon Hinkle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop harassing my girlfriend!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Så se dog for helvede at få den forbandede eksportfunktion lavet!!! Det kan sgu da ikke være så svært!!! Har I nogen idé om, hvor meget det besværer vores arbejde, at I ikke laver jeres. Nu har I lovet at lave den i syv måneder!!!! Fuck, det for meget!!!
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Declared by Sur kone on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Leaving shit in Sainsbury's Carrier Bags
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare all holy hell on Tony Romo for all his fucking interceptions tonight!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all Weazley know-it-all Bitches be informed that a holy war is now upon you. Next time you are about to speak, take a second and let your brain process what is about to come out of your fucking mouth. Ask yourself... am I an asshole.
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Declared by A Fire Inside on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all the human resource people that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet. For god sake at least set up an auto response. I wouldn't want to work for your crappy company anyway!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007