Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoCelebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009
Merr. JIHAD ON YOU! Allahu Akbar!
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Declared by Abdullah Hazim Smith on Thursday, September 24, 2009
jihad on you you cunt give us some good weather in britain instead of pouring that cr*p water on us and when you do give us some good weather you go and piss it up again by making hail later
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
i declare jihad on your lil' yellow frnd!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by bombaza on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
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Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009
Do i really need to say it??
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Thanks for fucking up, BITCH!!!
And thanks for the recession too....
Hope u have a nice time with ur jew buddies in hell....
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
FOR MAKING US NOT ABLE TO SEE HARRY POTTER! JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Nana Emi Castle on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Is it really still necessary.. !sigh,groaning,
Its 2009, Evolve allready!
"USB oxygen?" pleease
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Declared by lazyBitch 2000 on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Dude. You work for the university. You're not a real cop.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 6, 2009
Aids sick dog!
you son of a Filthy piece of rotten Pork.
what you did was reprehensible. a shit pig like you is truly unpure.
Shoes shall be thrown at you and your all you can eat is pork,thats right you little filthy Pig whore.
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Declared by dutchfree on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
All glory and praise to the brunettes, proven time and time again to be genetically superior.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 25, 2009
Fuckers! You almost killed me by selling me soy milk that has passed the expiry date!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, January 24, 2009
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Striped tables are visual junk. They steal from emphasis that you could provide with shaded rows. Striped rows suggest something special about them, but they aren't special. Prisoners wear stripes so you see them. Why do you want to put your table in prison with the other ugly striped tables? Set it free:...
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Declared by ben on Tuesday, January 13, 2009
fucking german USK!!
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Declared by germanuncutlover on Wednesday, November 5, 2008
I declare Jihad on all pickpockets and thieves especially SM Makati Ayala Center Makati
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Declared by pissedoff! on Thursday, September 25, 2008
I am delcaring a Jihad on the people who took Myra's CP and Wallet
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 25, 2008
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008