A jihad against Mom & Dad

25 Comments

• I know the feeling.
  By Elder Brother on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 3:21am

• Quit being a faggot bitch.
  By Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 9:43am

• You were always a lil cunt.
  By Your Mother on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 9:44am

• Its because you were an accident
  By Your Father on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 1:58pm

• Trust me we didn't want to have you
  By Your Mother on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 3:21pm

• We always loved Clint more.
  By Mom and Dad on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 4:11pm

• We'd have paid for you if you were so fucking thick.
  
  Jeez.
  By Your parents on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 5:06pm

• Mom touched me
  By Clint on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 6:31pm

• It's because of whining shit like this, retard. Maybe if you stopped acting like such a douchebag, we'd have paid for college.
  By Mom and Dad on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 8:27pm

• I'm the YOUNGEST of 3 and I'm working 2 jobs to put myself through school and my mother uses the child support she received for me (and only me, since I was the only one to stay in school) to pay for my brothers' clothes and whatever else they need.
  By Rease on Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 11:14am

• Stick to your own and you won't have these problems. I am not racist, but find black women pretty hideous for the most part. Yes, that includes Tyra "sleeps with the dolphins" Banks!!
  By Pete The Mexican on Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 6:48pm

• sorry to break it to you 'son', but you are adopted ..
  By Your parents on Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 8:38pm

• Sorry Eric, but, it happens to be, that Clint is much better to have sex with than you, and therefore, we are "able" to pay his school.
  
  back then, your dad was very horny, and then my pussy have been a bit "outdated", so he went for the whores, while i had to whore the city to keep us alive with a little money.
  
  now, you dad fucks Clint in the ass, as is very tight he says, and i get something from Clint to keep me happy. it gives us lot of spare money, as are used for Clint's school
  By mom and dad on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 1:29pm

• And what is wrong with us black girls? Yer, we have bigger lips and bigger pussy, what? You can't handle that?
  By Black Girl on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 2:20pm

• > Mom touched me
  
  Ahh...
  
  Can I touch you?
  By Black Girl on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 2:22pm

• im (By mom and dad on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 1:29pm)
  
  ok sorry for the very cruel evil and stupid mesage, however i just had to bring it on.
  
  well actually, i don't have anything against anyone, i dont define from color or relegion, i think meny black people are good people. well if you know them, you can see it, but meny don't try to look after it, and its wrong, its 50 old about "black" come on america, get over it, how meny white persons aren't doing anything wrong? that would be a very few one.
  
  its liek the indians, or the mexicans. but in fact, you are just as much american as they are.
  USA is not more America becuse they are united or anything like that.
  the indians arent less, because they live different, (actually they use less co2 than you do, and take more of "what they need, than what they want")
  
  balck arent more criminal, or less american because of their color, white guys, check your ass.(if they are more criminal, then its because they are poor, live at a bad place, and/or must steal to survive)
  
  the arabs arent all fuckers ( i would say the most i know in denmark, dont make a good look of the arabs, thewre are meny i would like to handel in a bad way)
  meny arabs are good people, don't blame them by their relegion or stupid friends, only jugde the personality of each individual.
  By me on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 6:04pm

• i like u eric dont think like that ..
  By Clint on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 5:03am

• We didn't pay for your college education because we know you're gay. Black women only prolong your stay in the closet and we wanted to cut you off from the family before that. Yet, since we were your parents we tried to keep you protected, but knew if we gave your brother, Clint, money you would leave us on your own. That way we would look like the victims, but we never loved you.
  By Mom and Dad on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 6:31pm

• Hey dickfaces, leave the kid alone. He was just venting his anger. We don't need parts of what your mom and dad said to you when you were little rude cunts. Actually, you are still rude cunts. Only thing that has changed is the "little" part of it. Dumbasses.
  
  Piss off.
  By Anonymous on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 8:38pm

• Keep the damn noise down over there, im trying to sleep!
  By Neighbor on Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 9:37am

• SHUT IT, NEIGHBOR!
  
  *blasts Metallica and AC-DC through 5.1 surround sound system with bass turned ALL the way up*
  By Anonymous on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 at 6:02pm

• lol, everyone is pretending to be your mom, dad, or brother. this is pretty f*cking hilarious to read!
  By im laughing out loud on Saturday, February 25, 2012 at 3:11pm

• You're parents are assholes. Mine are Neo-Nazis and I married a black girl(because I actually love her and not because I wanted to piss my parents off).
  By Dude on Friday, March 22, 2013 at 5:08pm

• GROW UP YOUR PARENTS OR OBLIGATED TO FEED,CLOTH AND WHEN U BECOME AND ADULT U ARE ON YOUR OWN ,THEY OWE U NOTHING,,GREAT WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS IS ANOTHER ''CRYBABY ATTY'' GET A GRIP
  By SNOWMAN on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:49pm

• fucking loser. Your parents should shoot you
  By Anonymous on Friday, March 2, 2018 at 11:28am

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