Thanks for nothing! I just heard you're paying for Clint's school - great! Where was this generosity when I was working two jobs and trying to keep a full-time schedule so I could stay in law school? What happened to "It'll mean more if you do it on your own"?
Oh right, how could I forget? I was dating black girl back then. For shame.
Fuck you, bigots.
Declared by Your loving son, Eric on Tuesday, September 11, 2007