Are you serious?
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Find out more | Contact infoListen, asshat. I have a news flash for you.
1) Just because I make your coffee, doesn't make you better than me.
2) If I hold out my hand for the money, don't throw it on the counter, tell me to pick it up and not expect me to throw your change back down the same way you did to me.
3) Your Armani suit, college degree, and $10,000 hunk of shiny metal wrapped around your wrist that does little else than tell the time and date also does not make you better than me.
4) Keep in mind that until you purchase an espresso machine and acquire the skills to operate it, you still have to rely on me for your daily fix and I have no problem giving you decaf espresso, burnt milk and a giant, smokers-lung loogey in your latte.
5) I hope your pregnant cunt of a wife gets raped by a wire coat hanger. Tell her not the throw things at the people who make what she ingests.
Sincerely,
Your neighborhood coffee whore
Declared by A lowly coffee peon on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
8 Comments
Add a commenthahahaahah....omg that is so fucking perfect
By angel on Wednesday, September 12, 2007 at 9:00am
I don't work in a cafe, but I've seen plenty of these assholes in them. Personally, I'm too heavily addicted to espresso to ever contemplating getting on the wrong side of my favourite barrista.
By Simon, from New Zealand on Friday, October 5, 2007 at 4:20am
a higher educated individual is better then any one who works full time at a minimum wage job. granted they should not act as such, but anyone who had the discipline to continue their life to such a level is better then you
By Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007 at 10:31am
You're aware, Anonymous, that the person working at the coffee shop could be doing that while in college. To say that a degree makes them better is not true, as the person behind the counter could be on their way to doing the same.
By Kenny on Friday, October 5, 2007 at 4:41pm
I think it's clear that Anonymous is an ass. That's what makes this site so great, no?
By Ian on Saturday, October 6, 2007 at 5:08pm
There's a reason why they're called Anonymous Cowards and POWER TO THE SERVICE INDUSTRY!! If telephone hygene operators weren't around we'd all be dead by now!!!!
By whyme on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 8:51am
Indeed. I liked the line about "until you buy that espresso machine." I don't get why yuppies and related snob always find ways to get in the bad side of baristas and other service people (like waiters). Treat them nice, you get treated nice (usually. I am sure there is a bad apple or two). Get on their bad side, you get the loogey.
Me? I brew my own coffee.
By Dances With Books on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 11:06am
awesome. self important douchebags who think the world should cater to their ever whim. power to people who actually work for a living (rather than douching around the city flashing their iphones while pissing people off)
By i see stupid people on Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 9:24pm