A jihad against Steve Fey

Steve Fey

You psycho ass motherfucker! You are going to run this company into the ground! You couldn't manage to get yourself out of a wet paper sack, how and the hell do you expect to manage your employees? You act like we are friends to our faces, but yet you talk about everyone of us behind our backs. That is why I came up with this great resignation letter:

Dear Steven Fey,

It's extremely hard for me to do what I must do today. My experience with you and this company has been so fulfilling and joyful that I almost cried when I realized I had to move on to a different career opportunity.

This letter is to officially notify you of my resignation from Indecon, Inc. My last day will be today.

I hate to leave. You have been such a mentor to me. Your guidance and friendship have made me regard you as another parent, of which I love so much. Hopefully we can still stay in touch. Maybe even get together for a barbeque this next summer.

Again, my dear friend, thanks so much for allowing me to know such a well-adjusted and intelligent person such as yourself.

Let's get together for lunch soon,
Your ex-favorite employee! :)
Declared by Indecon Employees on Monday, October 8, 2007