A jihad against The MTA

The MTA

You suck. Why? because every morning when I take the F, I have to wait about 20 minutes DURING RUSH HOUR WHILE ABOUT 5 TRAINS PASS GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. WHEN I FINALLY GET ON THE TRAIN, I PRAY THAT IN A COUPLE OF STOPS WHEN I CAN CONNECT TO THE EXPRESS, THE EXPRESS TRAIN ACTUALLY WAITS. BUT NO. WHEN MY F TRAIN PULLS UP INTO THE BWAY/LAFAYETTE OR WEST 4TH STOPS....THE EXPRESS TRAIN CLOSES ITS DOORS (ON EMPTY CARS MIGHT I ADD) THE PRECISE MOMENT THE DOORS ON MY TRAIN OPEN. WOULD IT BE ASKING THAT MUCH FOR THE ADDITIONAL 4 SECONDS FOR THE EXPRESS TO HOLD ITS DOORS OPEN LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO SPRINT ACROSS THE PLATFORM INTO **EMPTY CARS**.

EVERY F-ING MORNING. THE SAME DRILL.

AND THE MTA WANTS TO RAISE FARES AGAIN FOR WHAT? THE EXTRA SPECIAL COATING OF FILTH IN EACH STATION? THE STAGNANT, HUMID, BOIL YOU TO DEATH AIR? OR THE MACHINES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE BOTH CASH AND CREDIT CARDS BUT REALLY ONLY TAKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHATEVER YOU HAVE. COINS? SORRY, CARD ONLY. CREDIT CARD? TOO BAD, CASH ONLY.
Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007