A jihad against Cocksucking yuppie who stole

Cocksucking yuppie who stole

Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon.

You think ignoring me will make me go away, but you're sorely mistaken. I'm taking you to court so that one day when you try to buy a little yuppie home with a picket fence and an elevator inside so you can wheel your four hundred pound wife about between floors to reenact sex scenes in various parts of the home...

They'll see that you jewed someone out of two hundred dollars, and you're a loan risk. I'm bringing a bucket of fail to your middle aged life.

Oh, and I hope you get herpes.
Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008