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Find out more | Contact infoHe is the worst boss ever. He steals my fucking tootsie rolls off my desk all the time. He is a douchebag who is always up my ass no matter what I do. He watches me from his little managers window above, and I just feel like dragging him down by his hair and beating the shit out of him, curb stomp that little fuckface. Keep walking by sipping your coffee so smugly bitch. What you don't know is I piss in your coffeepot every morning. Just as you ask, I make it for you.
Declared by Disgruntled Employee on Friday, January 11, 2013
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Add a commentOh my god, I know...isn't he just the biggest douchenozzle you have ever met? Ugh...for those who don't know him he looks and acts exactly like the douche bag boss from the movie office space...except a person like that is far from funny when it is your boss in real life.
By KSharted on Friday, January 11, 2013 at 11:45pm
This summer we went to Long Island and my guinea pig died . I have found another guinea pig I want to have so I can get back on schedule with feeding and cleaning guinea pigs. I want him before he is adopted but my son said no and when I protested he called me a lazy slob. I'm a pointe dancer and I watch my kids some of the the time. I've gotten into alcohol and drugs and I feed them to the guinea pigs as well as myself and sometimes the guinea pigs get drunk, My 16 year old son is still a virgin and I think this is wrong I'm also popular but I turn down a lot of parties so I can feed, the new guinea pigs The the kids start whining and I give them hot pockets so i can just have fun and smoke dope. The guinea pig will be My responsibility, not my sons. He doesn;t like when I get the guinea pig stoned. Since when was this my 7 year old's decision? He threw a water bottle at my poor guinea pig and somehow taught it to say the word 'fuock.' I don't even say the word 'hate' to my kids I am a good mother !! Also, my sons choose favorites. They likes their Dad more than me. Please help me!!!
By Blondzilla5150 on Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 12:35pm
For more info, Steven Coltart is an online business tycoon who popped up out of the blue last year. He systematically pays Google to let him "take over" or STEAL unmoderated social network sites. He was the guy who took down JustRage.com, and he now owns Bad Harvest, and Jihad on You.
He DOES look and behave like Gary from"Office Space" only he gloats a lot more about how he is "supreme". He has a history of mentally and physically abusing his staff, and has even appointed a "corporal punishment officer" in the past. This guy is a total whacko and needs to be locked up.
By BlakeAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013 at 2:03am
he also tried to rape blake and then came back 17 yrs later and took over the company. Asshole.
By JRAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013 at 10:21pm
No wonder Monica walked out on us.
By BlakeAdmin on Monday, January 21, 2013 at 3:44pm
Steve needs to die. We need to track him down, dispose of him, and reclaim the old company. His reign of terror must be put to an end.
By BlakeAdmin on Tuesday, January 22, 2013 at 3:30pm
I will help!
By Cindy Lu Hu on Wednesday, January 30, 2013 at 4:56pm
Shit. He's taken over Bad Harvest again.
By Anonymous on Thursday, July 18, 2013 at 2:59pm
رتدي حذاء بكعب عال ضيق هذا لا يعني ايم عاهرة ط ارتداء الملابس الضيقة و الأحذية ذات الكعب العالي لا يعني ايم وقحة ط ارتداء أحذية عالية
By SaraAdmin on Monday, December 1, 2014 at 3:15pm