A jihad against Inhospitable asshole mexican queen

Inhospitable asshole mexican queen

YOU invited us to do a residency in your 'space' but we can't fucking work because your underpaid slaves sorry household help keep tidying our shit away and turning off the hot water in prep for your weekly fiestas for your tight-faced cougar gal-pals to celebrate oh, i don't know, nightfall. it's 10am on a saturday and i went out for coffee and when i got back ALL MY SHIT IS GONE and i can't fucking shower you freak. also, YOU ARE A FUCKING LAME ASSHAT IN YOUR DUMB LINEN SHAWLS THAT YOU THROW EFFEMINATELY OVER YOUR HUGE OVERWEIGHT SHOULDER AS YOU PROCLAIM 'oh dahleengz you haf to try dis [whatever you're eating at given moment], eez ahmAAYZING!!'.
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 25, 2014