A jihad against My self-deluded asshole boss

My self-deluded asshole boss

You claim to be self-aware and intelligent, you are nothing but a narcissist self-deluded psycho. You think every one of your ideas is the right idea - and inflict your power on the team. You patronize others when its you who is the short-sighted, unimaginative idiot. I hate your two-faced smile. I will not pander to you anymore. You are deceitful, manipulating and power-hungry. I invite you to kiss my ass. I am blocking out your negativity and close-mindedness. I am ignoring your judgmental opinions. Let the sycophants kiss your ass - not me. No more. Not ever again. I'm not your friend. I'm not your colleague. I'm just your co-worker. Don't try to bullshit me or be my buddy. You don't give a shit about me and you'll never, ever vouch for me. I'm already looking for another job and I live for the day when I can see the look on your face when I tell you I've "found a better opportunity". When you attempt to counter offer I will smile and not say a word. It will be fucking priceless. I've played the scene a thousand times in my head, and it motivates me to keep networking and find other opportunities with sane people who actually care about each other. In the meantime, I'll be giving you the stink eye to keep you rattled and wondering what I'm thinking. We'll play cat and mouse - "You seem distracted"...."No, not distracted all. Thanks for your [completely fake] concern." You heartless bitch! You don't give a shit about anyone who questions your authority. What weak leader you are. You're just a self-deluded dumbass. Stay the fuck away from me. You'll get zero discretionary effort from me. Can't wait to say goodbye to you. Ah, that feels better.
Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2016