Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
Aqui eu tinha que escrever a minha jihad...
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Declared by Sigrid on Monday, October 8, 2007
Lack of sex.
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
You rejected my chocolate rain stylings. Damn you.
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Declared by Vic on Monday, October 8, 2007
My Girlfriend
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Why you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007
What is your problem dude? You had the opportunity to hang with an amazing guy, and you blew it by deciding to get fucked up drunk with your friends!
I hope your friends will keep you company in rehab...and I hope that you eventually figure out that you're nowhere near as good looking as you think you are.
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Declared by Marc on Sunday, October 7, 2007
"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out...
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Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
It's onnnnnn!
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Declared by me on Friday, October 5, 2007
For being a fucking liar
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
You transvestite hookers always have penes.
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Declared by Duane Capuano on Monday, October 1, 2007
Your phone call tonight didnt make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe it was your fast squeaky ramblings about how "I totally dont like this one girl cuz she totally didnt talk as fast or as much as me. O-M-G!".. sure, blame it on the 2 cups of coffee you had 9 hours ago, or that every five minutes you...
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Declared by Jakob on Monday, October 1, 2007
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
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Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
why....WHY?!?!?! you have failed me one too many times. i am to the point where i want to become a eunuch. you and your premature happy times and random limpness are driving me to my wit's end. it's over, little red rocket...over.
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Declared by frustrated in the bed on Sunday, September 9, 2007
she be so heavy she done brokeded my back. i ain't never givin yo momma a piggy back ride ever again.
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Declared by jamal on Sunday, September 9, 2007