So (stereo)typical. Of course you didn't have the guts to make a decent break-up *before* getting all close and intimate with that art historian. Well, fuck each other's brains out, for all I care. You're not getting your BSG dvds back.
Declared by cjfdjghvbm on Sunday, May 9, 2010
She is promisicuos and sleeps with multiple men in the fire stairs behind my back!!!!!JIHAD!!!!!!!
Declared by #1 Jihad on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
A JIHAD ON GENEVIEVE, she slept with me once and gave me herpes!
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
Jihad on you bitch! I'm sick of waiting for you to take me back, while you're really just leading me on! I'm not fucking stupid. First you say you don't want me, then you say you don't know, then we pretty much FUCK in a parking lot, and then you say you hate everything about me....and THEN you say you want...
Declared by fuckthis on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Listen up, and listen good you good for nothing son of a man-whore. Leave her the fuck alone. Why don't you go find someone you're own age and leave her alone. She's only 13 and you want to fuck her already? Disgusting PIG! JIHAD ON YOU
Declared by Mr. Anon on Sunday, February 21, 2010
Gosh , this is stupid!
Declared by Gosh Im brown x on Sunday, January 10, 2010
Jihad on you, you selfish cunt. Your words are nothing but venom, poisoning my life and my heart. I breath funny, and you bitch. I cook you dinner, and you bitch that it wasn't served fast enough. You whine and complain, yet you don't realize that you're driving me away with your self-centered cunt-ness....
Declared by Fed up. on Sunday, January 3, 2010
To you goes the BIGGEST jihad! Stop trying to be a jew. It's really annoying. You don't have a "jew fro" no matter how much you try telling yourself that you do. Just because all of your friends got bat mitzfahed, doesn't mean that you can parade around like Larry David. Larry David is funny, you are not....
Declared by Babe on Thursday, December 31, 2009
David does not love me like I love Camels. I CLAIM JIHAD ON THIS AMERICAN PIG DOG INFIDEL
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
jihad on you, all you do is fuck us girls over. we like you then you either use us for sex or 'don't want a relationship'. well go fucking die cause im turning lesbian.
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 30, 2009
I think I love you.
Tell you? I can't.
Hold it in? I don't think I can.
"You keep me from falling apart"
I want to be in your grasp forever.
You're all I need.
I never though I could move on from the last person but then I met you and I got myself together and picked up the pieces that were shattered...
Declared by LFSJ on Thursday, September 10, 2009
This bitch fucking pisses me off. For three months I've been chasing her, and all she gives is mixed signals. She refuses to say she likes me and be my gf yet she keeps going on dates with me. She is a fucking tease that is leading me on. My whole summer revolved around her and she is driving me into the...
Declared by Shiv on Wednesday, September 2, 2009
God i think i should really be so pissed i nvr speak to her again. I met this girl freshmen year. We hung out became friends. Sr. year i ask her to prom she says yes. Everything goes great. I pay for the limo and the tickets. BTW im not rich at all this came out of my pocket. Later this year I get the balls...
Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 21, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU! I loved you and now you have a boyfriend? Thanks for ruining my life.
Declared by Crazy-Stalker-Chick on Friday, August 7, 2009
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
I jihad on you for believing I was sitting around waiting on you.
I told you that was your last chance.
Go jihad yourself because you won't be doing it with me
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 27, 2009
I jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009