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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare jihad on you and your stupid ass page! You are a bitch, how dare you insult Selena and her Selenator. Get the HELL off of Facebook!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 6, 2014
WHY did he not make himself sound a BIT more valuable?! PFFT!
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Declared by 50 cent hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
Seriously, it all sucks, and then when you point this out aggrieved little whiny bastards who stake their entire identity on what is spoonfed to them by big business feel hurt for some stupid reason and start calling you an "elitist."
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Declared by Gregor Samsa on Thursday, October 11, 2007
A mo*&#*&#er who spends most of his day getting loads of money from his weblogs. He hates tits. Infidel.
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Declared by Morroida on Monday, October 8, 2007
This year the "Rock and Roll" Hall of Fame has officially killed Rock and Roll with it's piss poor list of nominees !
Afrika Bambaataa, Beastie Boys, Chic, Leonard Cohen, The Dave Clark Five, Madonna, John Mellencamp, Donna Summer and The Ventures.
This list of crap gets nominated and your favorite band...
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Declared by yyz on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm 27 and I've never even gotten close to marrying someone...why? Because I'm still an idiot and don't understand anything in life, much less how to live it with someone else.
You're all doomed to failure. You will have four divorces under your belt by the time you're my age. I hope you enjoy hyphenated...
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Declared by Jealous, probably on Sunday, February 10, 2008
Top.net.mk objavuva "Jihad" na Pop ne kulturata vo Makedonija
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Declared by top.net.mk on Monday, October 8, 2007
No comments needed.
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Declared by Joost Canters on Sunday, July 27, 2008
Thanks for completely fucking me. Now I have to pay money to hear Artie cuss and cry about how depressed he is? Go fuck yourself! A jihad on the King of all Assholes!
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Declared by Stern fan on Sunday, January 20, 2008
You whiny, self-indulgent prick. Do you think the authors you interview actually want to be staring at your ugly face?
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 23, 2009
I rented it because it had Sarah Silverman on the cover. Now, after what feels like the longest 20 minutes of my entire life, having not yet seen a single glimpse of her on the screen, I am giving up to watch my dog lick his dick instead. It's more entertaining.
Is this all it takes to make a movie in...
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Declared by Wasted Netflix account on Monday, March 10, 2008
Why? Why is it that you are the only string that ever goes horribly out of tune? Do you crave attention? Do you HAVE to be different? It doesnt make sense, you're the only one thats ever difficult.
Heres a Jihad on you, "B"itch String!!
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Declared by MichaeleahciM on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I read your blog and all I see are videos and pictures of your cat.
Then I read your IRC comments, and 90% of them are simply links to Icanhazcheeseburger.com.
Your feline fetish disgusts me. It's time for a jihad on your ass.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
This website for its content (pre-adolescent, boring tripe).
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Declared by Dad on Monday, October 8, 2007
Die Die Die Die !
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Declared by Hedecan on Monday, October 8, 2007
What a foolish rapper. This short, whining, no rhyme rappin', beat stealin, unattractive, fool needs to cut out his kid thuggery ways and walk the plant to anonymity
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Declared by Kel on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare holy War
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Declared by Nigger on Sunday, September 8, 2013
jihad on you who insult Pinoys. Teri Hatcher's Comment Against Philippine Med School RACIST! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LMA25i1jFs
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Declared by gago on Monday, October 8, 2007
I can't believe I just wasted six precious minutes of my time reading your stupid, stupid column which started out as an analysis of FB as another aspect of our social lives, and ended up as a pathetic, melodramatic, disgustingly predictable wallowfest about your failed relationship.
I'm not at all...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 25, 2011
you self referential posers. just die already. you're not cool, you're not original, you're just a bunch of lemmings the rest of us are laughing at. DIEE I SAY!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007