Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis website for its content (pre-adolescent, boring tripe).
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Declared by Dad on Monday, October 8, 2007
Die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You made me believe that people of all shapes and colors could live together in joyful harmony...
But You LIED! The world is a horrible place and people is bastards with sucking filling
you killed my innocence..
my wolrd is a dark dark place because of you
YOU SUCK!
im gonna steale your colors...
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Declared by trauma on Monday, February 16, 2009
I can't believe I just wasted six precious minutes of my time reading your stupid, stupid column which started out as an analysis of FB as another aspect of our social lives, and ended up as a pathetic, melodramatic, disgustingly predictable wallowfest about your failed relationship.
I'm not at all...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 25, 2011
You are crazy bitch!!!!
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Declared by The truth on Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Shut the fuck up!
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Declared by DylanTheRocker on Sunday, April 3, 2011
Why do all of you little boys have to use such limited vocabulary? What the fuck does fuck mean? Use words that express something, not just impersonal cliches. Think a little, it makes you more attractive.
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Declared by Katrina on Saturday, December 13, 2008
JIHAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!
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Declared by matt on Monday, October 8, 2007
I read your blog and all I see are videos and pictures of your cat.
Then I read your IRC comments, and 90% of them are simply links to Icanhazcheeseburger.com.
Your feline fetish disgusts me. It's time for a jihad on your ass.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
How could you be so fuckin' dumb! There goes your career, you slut!
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Declared by Britney Spears on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Have you seen it?
Thats true blasphemy there!
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
So you got a big truck... BIG FRIGGIN WHUP!! What the hell are you overcompensating for!!
Listen to me. LISTEN!! Hang up your phone, take your damn bumperstickers off (unless its a Kerry/Edwards, those are somehow satisfying) and LISTEN!! Just b/c you have a big truck does not mean that i will ever, EVER...
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Declared by Rust Bucket drivers on Sunday, February 10, 2008
It's always fun watching people commit suicide, but for the first time in a long while I actually feel kinda bad for Britney. That was the most uninspired display I've ever seen. She obviously couldn't be bothered to put forth some effort and at least make it look like she was trying. Pathetic. On second...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Uck! I just want her to GO AWAY!
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Declared by Ricky on Monday, October 8, 2007
you self referential posers. just die already. you're not cool, you're not original, you're just a bunch of lemmings the rest of us are laughing at. DIEE I SAY!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
What the fuck is wrong with you people. You look like a bunch of 3rd rate bozo the clowns. Seriously, if you spent good money tattooing the word juggalo on your body you mine as well tattoo the word asshole on your forehead cause thats what you are. I hope the next mass shootings happens at one of your...
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Ok, even back in the 80's neon never flattered anyone, so please tell me why people in Ukraine are walking around with neon hair mullets! Mullets did not become cool after Joe Dirt, so why in the world are people actually cutting their hair into what they call a fashionably new mullet and then adding neon...
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Declared by Erock on Thursday, October 18, 2007
you married a guy for less than 48 hours, and we forgave you. then you married a deadbeat idiot, and we forgave you. and then you flashed your vajayjay to the paparazzi and yet again we forgave you and forgave you and forgave you
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Declared by A to the Strid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
It's always ruining my hiding spots. Also, my outfit looks pretty fuckin ridiculous in the daytime. I can't wait til that thing blows up.
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Declared by Just some nondescript guy on Wednesday, December 11, 2013
I declare a holy war on you for spreading the filth that you call music in the dormitory in the years of 2005 and 2006.
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Declared by Nik on Tuesday, October 9, 2007