Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDude, I don't need to know the details of your life. I'm just here to check my email. And the people who are studying might be more irritated than me.
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Okay, listen up you little whiny bitch. Instead of jumping to conclusions, use your fucking head (and not the one you stroke at night because that's your only friend you can cry to) and actually think about REALITY which you clearly don't believe applies to you. Oh, and since you are FANFUCKINGTASIC at...
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Declared by kst10e on Saturday, October 10, 2015
If it's RED, it means STOP. If no one is coming, it still means STOP. As in I'm not moving till it goes GREEN. If your ass was in a hurry, you should have left the house earlier, you dick.
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Declared by Juan Carlo on Friday, September 28, 2007
you are one twisted child... you messed up my computer with man paint... you're obsessed with changing oil... you make bananas out of sand...and you deliver them frequently to millions of people...
that's just messed up...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
It's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
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Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
Eyal Brandt is a lawyer son of a #$@%$. He uses the lowest scam techniques, makes up false stories and threaths people. Be aware...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
I COL JIHAD ON YOU INFIDAL IMMA BURN YO HOUSE STRANGER !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I declare Jihad on for changing his name on Facebook..
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
For being a BIG DUMB BITCH in the room next door.
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Declared by Joshnuts on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stupid fucking cunt. My mother-in-law Lana Cochran, is the biggest fucking bitch in the world. Like I bring you into my fucking home you stupid bitch. And you fucking go through my fucking personal belongings and steal from me bitch? No you dumb fucking cunt. Go put a fucking gun to your head and fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 23, 2016
If you get a boob job EXPECT PEOPLE TO LOOK! Quit being so idiotic about it, it's a free country, and if you walk outside, prepared to be looked at.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 8, 2009
They are always thinking that they are better than me and calling me names! AAAAAAAAAAARG!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
I declare secular jihad on the assholes who want to deprive my parents of pay by shutting down the federal government in protest to a budget they don't like.
We got bills to pay, assbags.
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Declared by K on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Because Mohammed (may piss, shit and farts be upon him) was a murdering, robbing, child abusing cunt.
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Declared by Sean on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your a whore filled with nasty ass shit you kant, going around fucking every guy in pom city you nasty hoe your are a public toilet scum bitch you said it yourself
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Declared by it's me bitch! on Sunday, February 5, 2017
I declare Jihad on you as you and your jihadnes has made me want to jihad you
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Declared by Steven Tait on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
I swear, whoever takes care of those autistic kids playing in my backyard had better pay more attention to them. The last time one of the autistic young girls came in my backyard, I fucked them and they literally came in my backyard. To be fair I was extremely intoxicated and now she wont stop coming back...
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Declared by Imaregisteredpedophile on Thursday, March 23, 2017
Shame on you fucking pretentious wimp!
Shame on you!
You're toxic, you only talk about yourself believing that you are better?! You even DARED to call yourself MY FRIEND?
I DO NOT NEED FRIENDS LIKE THIS!
It is all about you and your GOD DAMN EGO!
Not friendship!
You always think that you are the...
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Declared by Valküra on Thursday, March 30, 2017
Death to all motherfuckers riding their bikes on New York City sidewalks and running red lights! You people drive me nuts and make me sick. You scare old ladies. You run red lights and freakout people trying to cross the street.
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Declared by shove-your-bike on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
BEING SKINNY IS NOT COOL
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Declared by SKINNY GIRL on Thursday, July 3, 2014