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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHow can your name be Jihad? JIHAD ON U
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Declared by Birkeroedhater54 on Friday, May 17, 2013
You have forsaken the sacred mustache of Michael Lincoln and you must be attacked!
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Declared by Shamgar on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Psalm 4:2
How long will you people turn my glory into shame? How long will you love delusions and seek false gods ?
Psalm 10:3
He boasts about the cravings of his heart; he blesses the greedy and reviles the LORD.
CHARACTER ยป OF THE WICKED Boastful (Psalms 10:3;49:6)
Deuteronomy 8:2
Remember...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 23, 2011
Everytime I fly, I find it very annoying when fat people site next to me. They should seriously buy two seats. Their butt usually gravitates near my face and the stench...HOLY CRAP! Yeah...seriously. Anyway, they take up so much room and it's so uncomfortable on the plane. Uuugh...
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Declared by dicknocratic_man on Sunday, September 9, 2007
hey -- the light is red for a reason. that color means STOP, not "speed up". waiting for it to turn green again takes about 60 seconds. cleaning my remains up takes much longer and how will you look at that oh so important meeting with blood all over your suit. so STOP
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Declared by Mr Motiki on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Diminish your vital signs until they are nor perceivable.
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Declared by Me on Monday, October 8, 2007
For telling a pack of lies
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Declared by YOUR ENEMY on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
They try to talk about sports. They try to play video games. They try to make dirty jokes and burp and fart and act tough... It's disgusting and unfeminine and unbecoming and it won't ever get you laid. If you act like one of the guys, you'll be treated like one of the guys. I don't date the guys. I date...
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Declared by Philip Thomas on Monday, September 10, 2007
For not doing her job properly
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Declared by Richard on Monday, December 12, 2011
FUCK OFF POLICE
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Declared by MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS on Saturday, December 3, 2011
People who spit in public insult Allah and will perish in the burning put of eternal damnation
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Your (were) a military policeman that gained access to kids through Tiger Lims Tae Kwon Doe program in Killeen,TX. I hope you are found and taken to Guantanamo Bay Prison. You deserve some kind of punishment for your actions molesting me and other little boys. If your dead fine if your not may god bust your...
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Declared by Killed Spirit on Tuesday, November 30, 2010
What the heck is wrong with you? I hope you get fired...soon. No one cares if you think you're working too hard - especially not your customers and double especially not when you only have four tables to wait on. I think we all appreciate what a hard job being a waiter is - we don't need to hear it from you,...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 16, 2007
PEOPLE WITH DEGREES WHO HAVE NO A LEVELS
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Declared by Jimbo on Sunday, December 25, 2011
F**KING TOSSER .
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
U Ruined my day Bastard!!!!!!!.... U brainless mother fucking bastard.......... U smell of shit & u question me...!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 24, 2013
The FAT GINGER PIG
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Declared by Fiona on Friday, December 9, 2011
Fareskaknings
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Declared by SaraAdmin on Monday, December 31, 2012
To all the women who take advantage of the decent guys out there.
You are the minx on the back of a rabid dog.
Ready to pounce on the average bloke.
You prepare your hangmans rope in the fog.
As love dazed your hands on our throats to choke.
What was it that you were after at the end...
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Declared by Traol Coladis on Monday, October 8, 2007