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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoPeople who spit in public insult Allah and will perish in the burning put of eternal damnation
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Holy war on you!
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Declared by Mistr Pavel on Monday, October 8, 2007
The other day I slept over my friends house and in the middle of the night (mind you there is a snow storm going on) some puck ass kids broke into my car and stole my ipod and gps! fucking assholes! why me why me! Jihad on you!!
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Declared by Why Me on Sunday, February 7, 2010
You always stand on the balcony when making phone calls; your voice is loud, jarring and annoying, and the things you say are idiotic. I don't mind.
Your dog (if that ten-pound fluffy white battery-operated little squaler can even be considered a dog) has a hysterical, nerve-wracking little bark and employs...
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Declared by Glen on Wednesday, May 11, 2011
FUCK OFF POLICE
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Declared by MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS on Saturday, December 3, 2011
I'm a model. There's no competition. My husband thinks you are disgusting. With that said, if you so much as LOOK at my husband again, you're going to wish you were whoring it up on the corner again.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 28, 2011
Jihad to GM Tristan for being the reason of Level Ups fall. Great minds left the company because of GM Tristans assholic presence!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Irritating Tan Li Ching
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 8, 2015
For lying about having a further maths A level
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Declared by Louise on Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Everytime I fly, I find it very annoying when fat people site next to me. They should seriously buy two seats. Their butt usually gravitates near my face and the stench...HOLY CRAP! Yeah...seriously. Anyway, they take up so much room and it's so uncomfortable on the plane. Uuugh...
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Declared by dicknocratic_man on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Got slammed in the back by some random SOB. Can't stand mass transit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007
Jihad on you, you filthy rag of a human being. Miss California spoke on behalf of the MAJORITY VOTE and you couldn't stand it, so you took it out on her, by making her loose the crown. If you knew what her answer would be, then why the hell did you ask it, knowing it would be thrown in your face you big, fat...
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Declared by Hahahaha! on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Dirty White Boys !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
you fucking suck people. I don't give a shit that jack was hitting on rachel last night at the bar. I don't give a shit that you hate your fucking job. i don't give a shit that you think your sad little life is so important that the whole fucking world should heard your pathetically trivial conversation....
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Declared by a fucking hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
FUCK YOU, AND YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER TOO.
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Declared by K.S on Thursday, October 14, 2010
Get to weight watchers you lazy wankers .
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Declared by Fiona on Sunday, February 13, 2011
For telling a pack of lies
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Declared by YOUR ENEMY on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
For not doing her job properly
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Declared by Richard on Monday, December 12, 2011
test patterns repeat
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Declared by Scott on Wednesday, February 28, 2018