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Declared by Kevin on Monday, October 8, 2007
Diminish your vital signs until they are nor perceivable.
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Declared by Me on Monday, October 8, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007
Dirty White Boys !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For lying about being a Geologist.
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Declared by Chris on Sunday, May 22, 2011
Congratulations the jihadists have now declared religious war on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Fuck you and your tendency to think we introverts are freaks.
Watch out or we'll start labeling you vapid idiots who don't think before they speak.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Just because they're not furry doesn't mean you get to treat them like crap.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 1, 2011
This guy is a niggard.
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Declared by Jimmy Joe Jerome Tom on Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Your "privacy policy" link doesn't work. JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Richard Fitzwell on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
For not doing her job properly
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Declared by Richard on Monday, December 12, 2011
I really can't stand most people I talk to from Ohio.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
You’re an asshole. Maybe you could lighten up and be nicer. You offer no good criticism and you are an incredibly horrendous tester. Don’t get so angry while people are driving. They just want to get on with their lives and not listen to your attitude problem. Treat them like a human being and stop...
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Declared by cara on Thursday, July 30, 2009
Get to weight watchers you lazy wankers .
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Declared by Fiona on Sunday, February 13, 2011
you fucking suck people. I don't give a shit that jack was hitting on rachel last night at the bar. I don't give a shit that you hate your fucking job. i don't give a shit that you think your sad little life is so important that the whole fucking world should heard your pathetically trivial conversation....
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Declared by a fucking hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
THICK DUNCE !!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
GO SUCK MITT'S ITTY BITTY FLEA SIZED DICK YA NEO-NAZI MOTHER(literally)FUCKER! JIHAD ON YOU DELIVERENCE!
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Declared by stfutrolls on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
To all the women who take advantage of the decent guys out there.
You are the minx on the back of a rabid dog.
Ready to pounce on the average bloke.
You prepare your hangmans rope in the fog.
As love dazed your hands on our throats to choke.
What was it that you were after at the end...
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Declared by Traol Coladis on Monday, October 8, 2007
Derek Reung is da most azn azn boi eva. He eat da dog erryday and a bok chong choi le chirmafan. Chidofu chow mein mother fucker.
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Declared by The other Azn Bois on Thursday, February 17, 2011
Your (were) a military policeman that gained access to kids through Tiger Lims Tae Kwon Doe program in Killeen,TX. I hope you are found and taken to Guantanamo Bay Prison. You deserve some kind of punishment for your actions molesting me and other little boys. If your dead fine if your not may god bust your...
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Declared by Killed Spirit on Tuesday, November 30, 2010