Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFoul, irrational beasts, most of them, especially the conservative religious ones.
Just for the shit they pull we should actually take them up on that FEMA re-education camps offer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Psalm 35:26 NIV
May all who gloat over my distress be put to shame and confusion; may all who exalt themselves over me be clothed with shame and disgrace.
Galatians 5:10 NIV
I am confident in the Lord that you will take no other view. The one who is throwing you into confusion will pay the penalty,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
F**KING TOSSER .
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
He is an absolute PRICK !!!!
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Declared by Blank on Sunday, July 22, 2012
IS AS THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS
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Declared by Georgina on Monday, February 13, 2012
Jihad on you dumb individual for making me cry for no reason because you took my story the wrong way. I know my explanation was not clear, but because you assumed you made and ass out of you and me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
If you are riding up an escalator on the Metro/Subway/Anywhere DO NOT stand on the left side. It is for those of us who need to get somewhere. You are a tourist and you are unimportant.
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The FAT GINGER PIG
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Declared by Fiona on Friday, December 9, 2011
They try to talk about sports. They try to play video games. They try to make dirty jokes and burp and fart and act tough... It's disgusting and unfeminine and unbecoming and it won't ever get you laid. If you act like one of the guys, you'll be treated like one of the guys. I don't date the guys. I date...
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Declared by Philip Thomas on Monday, September 10, 2007
You lie to yourself and to the world by claiming to live a cruelty-free lifestyle. In actuality, you live an effort-free lifestyle. Convenience is clearly your most important value.
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
смерть ришельцам и их пособникам!!!
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Declared by Мольдер и Скали on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Those of you that don't give a nod or say thank you are true assholes. I open the door as a gesture of kindness, but you walking right by and not even acknowledging it says to me... "thanks bitch" -- so fuck you
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Declared by door holder on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
i hate all you motherfuckers seriously I hope 90% of you get aids and die from paper cuts that get infected on your tongue you whiny bunch of assholes
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Stop spamming me you retarted fuckcunt.
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Declared by fuck barrey abu on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Seriously, what the fuck. When I look at you in a bar and we make eye contact, that's a go for me. You're already on the "fuck me" bandwagon and you want to go a little faster. So when I walk over to you and say, "Hello," and you scoff, don't get all butthurt that I hit you in the face. You sent the wrong...
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Declared by Creep on Saturday, August 2, 2008
I hate you motherfuckers!
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Declared by me on Monday, October 22, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU, YOU WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PIECE OF SHIT!
I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN THREE TIMES IN A ROW YOU UN-AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT!
NOT ALL OF THE TROOPS ARE SOCIOPATHS! I DARE YOU TO SAY WHAT YOU SIAD TO THE FACE OF ONE OF THE TROOPS! GO AHEAD BIG MAN, YOU'RE SO OTUGH AIN'T YA?
YEAH I...
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Declared by mEAN on Saturday, August 11, 2012
Hokm e Jahad Aleihe Vahid khan e Nazemi!
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Declared by David on Monday, December 17, 2007
Dear lady next door, THANKS A FUCKING LOT for calling my parents saying i had sex with him... i dont know how you fuckin know... i was in my house im my room.. peeping tom much? i think soo!! well anywho thanks for causing fuckin hell on my life.. the whole damn neighbor hood knows cause u cant...
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Declared by mad person on Friday, May 7, 2010
FUCKING DICKHEADS THE LOT OF THEM
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Declared by ROSS on Monday, December 19, 2011