Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor trying to stuff your hoplophobic agenda up America's back passage with your Firearms Fatwa, we, the Constitution loving vast, silent majority of the United States of America say: SHAME! Jihad on YOU!
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Declared by Citizens of the Republic on Thursday, May 2, 2013
To everyone out there who has ever held a sign up in protest of something, do yourself a favor and research the topic you are protesting first. Just because two hundred other people say some cause is worth shouting about, doesn't make it right. Hell, I could get two hundred people two sign a petition to...
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Declared by Maelstrom on Monday, October 8, 2007
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
Die swine
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Declared by Simon on Friday, April 23, 2010
noo Just kidding!
I love that shit, More of that pleeaase
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Declared by smiler of death on Friday, April 24, 2009
Islamists
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Declared by Michael Smith on Monday, October 8, 2007
oh my dear do I feel sorry for you! Its funny how your boyfriend says I was turning your "friends" away from you. What friends did you have in the first place? I find happiness in your misery. I hope you get eaten slowly by a sloth.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Thanks Craigslist for flagging my post to provide professional growing tips for the OMMP community. The truth hurts, doesn't it? Retail is a burn, what's the secret?
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Declared by pissedbotonist on Wednesday, April 2, 2014
A curse on you and your Infidel Vibrator!
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Declared by Ted on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I fucking deserve it,
i bring nothing of value to no sociaty, I despise religion and bitchslaps faith. i dislike net users and hate people.
I post annyoing crap and dont take things you care abot seriosly.
Yet the Universe loves me and I AM AWSOME
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Declared by Rulerofgreat on Saturday, March 21, 2009
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare a holy war on this news network to stop the right wing propaganda that is warping the minds of normal Americans. Stop your bullshit.
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Declared by jaydeviant on Sunday, October 7, 2007
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
I declare Jihad on PvdA because they've taken away the knife that was under the stone, blocked the referendum and because I have a bad hair day.
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Declared by Maurice de H. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
All of you were sons and one daughter of bitches. Corrupt, lying, stealing, cheating, shameless bastards and a bitch. Hope you, your families and your future generations get raped day in day out.
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Declared by A Paki on Monday, October 8, 2007
I DELCARE JIHAD ON YOU ASSHOLE
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Declared by Shishi KAPOOR on Monday, October 8, 2007
Get a life you played out beezy!
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Declared by geztron on Monday, October 8, 2007
For making the world a much more dangerous place to live.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
All of you were sons and one daughter of bitches. Corrupt, lying, stealing, cheating, shameless bastards and a bitch. Hope you, your families and your future generations get raped day in day out.
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Declared by upset negro on Monday, October 8, 2007
People who voted for Obama because he is BLACK. YOU RACISTS HYPOCRITES!! You just voted for someone who is going to destroy our nation with his upside down liberal ass views just to have a black president in the White House. It's country first, not black man first. Stop crying over the past. IT'S THE FUCKING...
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Declared by fuckyou on Wednesday, April 29, 2009