Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a jihad on you because you see dead people in the audience in New Mexico!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Luxembourg is the cockroach of Europe. You read about it getting conquered, turn a few pages in your history book, and BAM! It's there again! Well we will not stand for it! We will rise against you and divide you between France, Belgium and Germany! At long last the pimple of Europe will be popped! LONG LIVE...
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Declared by Norfolk Liberation Organization on Saturday, November 3, 2007
fuck your freedom fuck your statues fuck your democracy if it makes you like this ......you do not deserve to live among human beings....this is the American justice.....this will be in return someday i swear....
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Declared by does not matter on Sunday, September 21, 2008
Hunger,
you Asshole.
You Piss me off!
Don't you have anything better to do than going on my Nerves and coming everytime you are the most unwanted.
And the worst is you damn hole in my stomach don't know the Time to leave because once you have hi-jacked me you will never go away.
Untill I eat...
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Declared by Dennis on Friday, July 25, 2008
Ich hasse euch ihr dreckigen Stinker!
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Declared by Hans on Monday, October 22, 2007
Tim Ireland is a useless low-life with nothing to do all day but annoy other people. Go to hell, Tim.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
It is time to end the occupation on the Jewish Student Union ballot by Paco. His attempts to overtake the beautiful democracy that is the Jewish Student Union are over. الله أكبر
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 11, 2008
This is what you get for watching too much politic shows you infidel!
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Declared by Ivo on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You are mistaken to think that America isn't up to the task of annihilating you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 13, 2015
Baby killer! You think you're so noble because you're against water boarding a terrorist who wants to kill millions of people, but you have NO PROBLEMS KILLING an INNOCENT BABY!! Want to know what partial birth abortion is for all you dumb cunt fucks out there? It's when an almost fully-developed baby is...
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Declared by hellwithyou on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
She thinks that she can call herself empress and usurp all my power. Oh, she is wrong, dead wrong. She will pay for this treachery.
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Declared by DL on Tuesday, December 11, 2007
For engaging the OECD in a blatant political stunt by declaring War on Carbon.
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Declared by JCM on Saturday, March 8, 2008
Hey Asshole. You think you are so fucking smart don't ya? Well guess what dirt bag, you're not shit. Wanna play politics with me? You lost already dick head
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
CUNT FACED PRICK JEFFERSON
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Declared by YOUR EX on Monday, June 15, 2015
When I was beheaded, my claim was denied.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
I declare jihad on Political Correctness, if it's legal, I'll do it! I say midjet, I say Founding Fathers(not Framers), I say black people, I say Asians, I say whatever I want! Leave me alone!
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Declared by Jeff on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
I will start praying that you be awarded hell for your sins
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Declared by zaiyed on Monday, November 19, 2007
You people are so full of it your breaths smell like it. JIHAD ON YOU ALL!
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Declared by faucfaux on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Fuck militant and mighty russians! Do not let them to grab the world.
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Declared by Ivan on Monday, August 18, 2008