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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe Ar-mega-don cometh! Allah akbar!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
Dutch minister of justice Hirsch Ballin. In Holland it will become illegal to express yourself if religious people might take offense. Former minister Donner already was playing with the thought when Theo van Gogh was killed by an extremist..
Hirsch Ballin, this jihad is for you. Just a joke, however I am...
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Declared by Wim Hijtinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I declare a jihad on you because you see dead people in the audience in New Mexico!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Luxembourg is the cockroach of Europe. You read about it getting conquered, turn a few pages in your history book, and BAM! It's there again! Well we will not stand for it! We will rise against you and divide you between France, Belgium and Germany! At long last the pimple of Europe will be popped! LONG LIVE...
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Declared by Norfolk Liberation Organization on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Hunger,
you Asshole.
You Piss me off!
Don't you have anything better to do than going on my Nerves and coming everytime you are the most unwanted.
And the worst is you damn hole in my stomach don't know the Time to leave because once you have hi-jacked me you will never go away.
Untill I eat...
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Declared by Dennis on Friday, July 25, 2008
You're a fucking idiot.
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Declared by The Collective Nation on Sunday, May 9, 2010
fuck your freedom fuck your statues fuck your democracy if it makes you like this ......you do not deserve to live among human beings....this is the American justice.....this will be in return someday i swear....
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Declared by does not matter on Sunday, September 21, 2008
Damned fucking liar.
A jihad on you for attempting to hide your true right wing tendancies, a jihad on you for conning the public into "moving on" from the rape and pillage of our country that your party was responsible for.
And a jihad on you for your horrible, stage-managed "eco-trainers".
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Declared by Mrs T on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Baby killer! You think you're so noble because you're against water boarding a terrorist who wants to kill millions of people, but you have NO PROBLEMS KILLING an INNOCENT BABY!! Want to know what partial birth abortion is for all you dumb cunt fucks out there? It's when an almost fully-developed baby is...
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Declared by hellwithyou on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
The teachers are sluts
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Declared by Neu on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey Republican cuntface? How'd you like ot have a transvaginal probe shoved up your sorry ass you dumb face bitch?! JIHAD ON YOU YA GOP CUM GULPER!
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Declared by sH000fly on Saturday, May 26, 2012
Thanks Craigslist for flagging my post to provide professional growing tips for the OMMP community. The truth hurts, doesn't it? Retail is a burn, what's the secret?
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Declared by pissedbotonist on Wednesday, April 2, 2014
I will start praying that you be awarded hell for your sins
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Declared by zaiyed on Monday, November 19, 2007
Tim Ireland is a useless low-life with nothing to do all day but annoy other people. Go to hell, Tim.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
For engaging the OECD in a blatant political stunt by declaring War on Carbon.
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Declared by JCM on Saturday, March 8, 2008
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he...
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Declared by Broke American on Monday, October 15, 2007
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
I declare jihad on Political Correctness, if it's legal, I'll do it! I say midjet, I say Founding Fathers(not Framers), I say black people, I say Asians, I say whatever I want! Leave me alone!
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Declared by Jeff on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
The troops are welfare queens. We taxpayers feed, clothe and house them. We pay for their medical care and their benefits while they chase imaginary WMDs, sing stupid songs and slam their dicks together. They haven't protected us from a legitimate threat in over fifty years. They should get their hands out...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 12, 2012
When Americans come and declare war on us when they run out of oil.
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Declared by Ahkmed The Terrorist on Saturday, May 10, 2008