Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou have some nerve mocking an American hero. Keep to the issues and stop knocking McCain for living the American dream!
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Declared by Blue on Friday, August 22, 2008
When I was beheaded, my claim was denied.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
She thinks that she can call herself empress and usurp all my power. Oh, she is wrong, dead wrong. She will pay for this treachery.
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Declared by DL on Tuesday, December 11, 2007
For allowing thousands of Americans to be killed every year by illegal Mexican invaders. For encouraging millions of illegal Mexicans to invade this country every year by offering handouts and amnesties. For making it impossible for us to do our legally designated job of keeping our border secure. JIHAD...
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Declared by ICE Agents on the border on Thursday, October 4, 2012
You people are so full of it your breaths smell like it. JIHAD ON YOU ALL!
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Declared by faucfaux on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
For opening a container clearly marked "human remains" stirring them with her finger and spilling the ashes of a mans grandfather then laughing about it.
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Declared by John on Tuesday, June 26, 2012
I declare jihad on Political Correctness, if it's legal, I'll do it! I say midjet, I say Founding Fathers(not Framers), I say black people, I say Asians, I say whatever I want! Leave me alone!
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Declared by Jeff on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Hey assholes, been kissing Obama's ass again? Who ya sucking on now? All of you are a lot of shit eating lowdown, communist sympathizers. Still kissing ass just to keep your lowlife jobs. keep up the good work and keep eating shit.
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Declared by jodie on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Nuff Said.
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Declared by Hater on Friday, October 12, 2007
Pisnami ot glupostite mu
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Declared by ABC on Monday, October 8, 2007
I will start praying that you be awarded hell for your sins
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Declared by zaiyed on Monday, November 19, 2007
FUCK YOU JAPAN!!!
Boycott japan!!!!!!!
never buy Japanese shit!!!!!!
fuck all japs!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 12, 2013
The teachers are sluts
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Declared by Neu on Monday, October 8, 2007
death to you all
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 19, 2010
your mind is thinking wrong.
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Declared by aLJar3d on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
The troops are welfare queens. We taxpayers feed, clothe and house them. We pay for their medical care and their benefits while they chase imaginary WMDs, sing stupid songs and slam their dicks together. They haven't protected us from a legitimate threat in over fifty years. They should get their hands out...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 12, 2012
Jihad on all penguins for their abuse of cuteness to secrectly control your minds, i have seen through this and have established the Organized Resistance of Cuteness Abused, or A.K.A O.R.C.A THE ORRCA WILL EXTICNTIZE PENGUINS
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
This is only to let you know that when you shot an innocent human being whom you do not know but only because a fucken bastard told you to do it your are an animal who is working in the American troops in Iraq who does not deserve to live anymore..but after you know that your stupid president is an...
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Declared by A human being has a mind on Sunday, September 21, 2008
I really hope you die you fat lazy pig. You hurt me more than anything. Now I realize why nobody likes you. Good riddence!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 31, 2009
Hey Republican cuntface? How'd you like ot have a transvaginal probe shoved up your sorry ass you dumb face bitch?! JIHAD ON YOU YA GOP CUM GULPER!
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Declared by sH000fly on Saturday, May 26, 2012