Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoEver since you said that you "don't bake cookies" I've thought you were a bee-yatch.
We need more cookies in this world and less lawyers.
Bee-yatch!
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Declared by Betty Crocker on Monday, September 10, 2007
FUCK YOU! YOUR GOVT SHOULD BE FUCKED BY ALLAH UP THE ASS FOR THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO MY COUNTRY!
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Declared by A CITIZEN on Monday, July 4, 2011
I declare a holy war on this news network to stop the right wing propaganda that is warping the minds of normal Americans. Stop your bullshit.
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Declared by jaydeviant on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I fucking deserve it,
i bring nothing of value to no sociaty, I despise religion and bitchslaps faith. i dislike net users and hate people.
I post annyoing crap and dont take things you care abot seriosly.
Yet the Universe loves me and I AM AWSOME
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Declared by Rulerofgreat on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Bring down Harry Reid. Hear this all Nevada!!!
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Declared by Uncle Will on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is what you get for watching too much politic shows you infidel!
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Declared by Ivo on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You are pure evil. You decieve and manipulate. may you rote in hell for corrupted so many people.
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Declared by jaydeviant on Monday, October 8, 2007
They're trying to make us lose the princibles of GOD. Their ignorant!
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Declared by jesus lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I declare jihad on you you monkey piece of shit.This is for saying you don't care about what the state legislature says and your going to do whatever you want.Fuck you bitch for saying your going to fuck with the constitution fuck you shit stain.I hope the NRA fucks your day up you jackoff fuck go suck balls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Ich hasse euch ihr dreckigen Stinker!
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Declared by Hans on Monday, October 22, 2007
JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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Declared by HugeTeamBoxLOVER31 on Friday, April 19, 2013
Oh, you self-righteous expression of intolerance and ignorance fused together in some socially atrophied amalgam of petulance the likes of which has never before been seen on a global scale, you who afford an ethos of violence and vengeance under the guise of divine retribution, promising a salvation which...
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Declared by Conor on Sunday, October 7, 2007
fuck your freedom fuck your statues fuck your democracy if it makes you like this ......you do not deserve to live among human beings....this is the American justice.....this will be in return someday i swear....
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Declared by does not matter on Sunday, September 21, 2008
Stay away from the popular venting website Muttr; the moderators have a new policy of censoring comments that are not politically correct. This is dangerous.
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Declared by anon on Saturday, October 3, 2015
Dutch minister of justice Hirsch Ballin. In Holland it will become illegal to express yourself if religious people might take offense. Former minister Donner already was playing with the thought when Theo van Gogh was killed by an extremist..
Hirsch Ballin, this jihad is for you. Just a joke, however I am...
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Declared by Wim Hijtinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
You are mistaken to think that America isn't up to the task of annihilating you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 13, 2015
You claim to be for the people of Massachusetts. Your campaign was all about helping the less fortunate. Now you are trying to build massive casinos that will increase the despair and poverty of the very people you claim to represent. Shame!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Luxembourg is the cockroach of Europe. You read about it getting conquered, turn a few pages in your history book, and BAM! It's there again! Well we will not stand for it! We will rise against you and divide you between France, Belgium and Germany! At long last the pimple of Europe will be popped! LONG LIVE...
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Declared by Norfolk Liberation Organization on Saturday, November 3, 2007
What the bleedin hell has Al Gore got to do with peace? You gave him the Nobel Peace prize for his doom-mongering about climate change.
This is as ridiculous as the Meteorological Office giving their "Weatherman of the year award" to the Dalai Lama.
There is only one connection between Climate Change...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
The Ar-mega-don cometh! Allah akbar!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007