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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy do people talk to me about stuff I don't care about? Am I just too nice of a person to tell them to fuck off. If I am saying "Yeah", "Right", "Uh-huh" it's because I don't have anything to say and I couldn't care less about your problems. Chances are I just want to get off the phone and stab myself in...
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Declared by Ted on Thursday, September 20, 2007
I know you already have a jihad, but I thought you should have another one because Kantner called me.
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Declared by General on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I can't stand it when people use the word depressed like it was something normal and everyday. Depression means and unusual and significantly long term sadness. Regardless of what all the pharmaceutical commercials may have led you to believe there is another word for what you have. It is such a pity that...
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Declared by P.J. on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Kill this subject maths.
ban it from this beautiful world of ours....
it doesnt deserve to be here...
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Declared by Anupam on Wednesday, December 5, 2007
to the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Dear Balatarin, I declare a holy war on you because of troubles,bugs and frustrations the users have encountered lately.
May God save you from hell !
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
why oh why are you always so full of crap? where does it come from? why are you collecting it? no matter what i do, your stuff just keeps multiplying! I lose whole villages in your corners. please just take it easy on me. i have a lot to do and i need to you help me out a little here.
Thanks,
God
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You're an absolute ass. First you lecture me for weeks about how to act as though I were some fucking child, then you pigeonhole me into sitting around at your college for nine and a half hours because you can't be bothered to take a ten minute detour to pick me up afterwards. Enjoy the jihad, motherfucker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
I know trivial facts! Admit it!
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Declared by You know who! on Saturday, April 20, 2013
Because you're gay.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
What the fuck is wrong with you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You're all a bunch of poserish monkeys who want to elieve you're cool when you haven't had a fucking original thought in your your empty headed lives. Especially my jailbait slut of a cousin. Loser.
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Declared by Chink Hater on Sunday, October 21, 2007
I wish someone would tell me exactly who is on that forum. I am convinced that there are alot more people on there than I think. Like I was facebook messaging with someone the other day i.e. Jos. He was like. If you ever need to vent, message me. My guess is.....: Jeh, Ro, Tre, Ke, Mic, Hen, Ela, Ell, Et,...
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Declared by wrerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Get. Out. Of. My. WAY!!! Why are you all awake and driving this early in the morning? This is my one chance to make it to the office in a reasonable amount of time and you're ruining it!!! There's no reason why it should take me 1.5 hours to drive 28 miles at 5AM...
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Declared by Dave on Friday, September 14, 2007
The fuckers that after 100 years of service still can't get a train to arrive on time, but have the audacity to strike five times a years.
The fuckers that shut half of the tube system every weekend for engineering because they can't fix anything during the night like they do in any other country in the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Fucking faggot!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 10, 2010
Sometimes I have the urge, to dash outside and marvel at all the flowers in my garden. How they sway as they are kissed softly by the breeze, how their sweet fragrances fill my lungs and make me feel like I'm a Japanese person in a stationary store.... And that rose, that sweet, sweet rose... sitting there...
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Declared by Ana Lime on Friday, June 10, 2011
10‰ is baaaad
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Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
jihad na tebaaaa
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Declared by jakubko on Monday, October 8, 2007