Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
I'm sick and tired of having to layer clothing like an astronaut before I leave the house. The wind then attempts to flay any exposed skin off my body. The next day it's seventy fucking degrees outside.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Jihad on you Laub!
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Declared by Fens der Kratzer on Monday, December 7, 2009
jihad na tebaaaa
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Declared by jakubko on Monday, October 8, 2007
Is that all you have. Pathetic. I am sitting back laughing so hard at you right now, trying to scramble around and find something to get on me. Pathetic.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 8, 2011
I know trivial facts! Admit it!
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Declared by You know who! on Saturday, April 20, 2013
Dear Balatarin, I declare a holy war on you because of troubles,bugs and frustrations the users have encountered lately.
May God save you from hell !
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop buying clapped out motors ya dick u had a relly nice mr2
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Declared by the voice of reson on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Thanks a lot for nothing. You shitty, butt ugly mongrel bastards. Perhaps you're all that way because of the lack of sex you're getting, due to the fact that not only are you all ugly, you're fairly stupid as well.
You are part of the reason I've started thinking that friends are overrated. What the hell...
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Declared by Adobo Fiend on Thursday, May 7, 2009
The British mandate is over for decades now. Time to advance! Stop ordering innocent citizens to fill out over-complicated forms demanding old receipts and bank statements.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 28, 2010
For omitting the apostrophe and the letter e from the word, "you're." May a swarm of yellow jacketsland on your chest and bite you in your ass. Again.
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Declared by Grammar Nazi on Thursday, October 4, 2007
What the fuck is wrong with you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
My calves are sore because some phone monkey lost his car!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, November 11, 2007
I said Hello but what I ment was FUCK YOU!
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Declared by fuck you all and your mother on Friday, April 24, 2009
I've kind of had it with this guy. He just wants to impress people with how smart he is. I've never seen him have a a genuine emotion. He's not exactly a bully, but it always has to be his way. He's far from perfect. I wish he would go away.
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Declared by Sunflower on Saturday, December 5, 2009
This is the only thing that was left to happen a site to express your fucking anger. I am surpurised by how stupid people can be
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Declared by michal on Monday, October 8, 2007
They SUCK
Calling themselves computer science people.
Bunch of monkeys
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You win every bet that we make, goddamnit. At least the redsox won. Jihad on you for taking my money!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007