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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI know you already have a jihad, but I thought you should have another one because Kantner called me.
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Declared by General on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I said Hello but what I ment was FUCK YOU!
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Declared by fuck you all and your mother on Friday, April 24, 2009
I HATE YOU
YOU STUPID TERRORIST. GO BLOW UP A BUILDING OR SOMETHING
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Declared by Cole Tucker on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Damn you Corpus spongiosum which enables me to get erect, you get me hard at the worst times!
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Declared by Fustrated and Erect. on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Because you're gay.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
Down with Turftoe! Down with Turftoe!
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Declared by Buckingham Ball Breakers on Thursday, December 6, 2007
For omitting the apostrophe and the letter e from the word, "you're." May a swarm of yellow jacketsland on your chest and bite you in your ass. Again.
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Declared by Grammar Nazi on Thursday, October 4, 2007
Putting aside the theme parks and the tourists, Orlando is one of the shittiest places I've ever lived. The people, the (lack of) culture, and the (lack of) good food! And could they have a decent gay club for crying out loud!
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Declared by Brian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
why oh why are you always so full of crap? where does it come from? why are you collecting it? no matter what i do, your stuff just keeps multiplying! I lose whole villages in your corners. please just take it easy on me. i have a lot to do and i need to you help me out a little here.
Thanks,
God
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me wait for my nugget by laying false claims.
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Declared by Seab on Thursday, January 24, 2008
Marianne is always talking to me while I'm at work. I tell her, I've got things to do. She doesn't care. She just talks and talks. It's like she doesn't have any friends. She just goes on talking about her rat boyfriends and her trips to far away exotic lands. It's just all too much. I'm trying to think...
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Declared by Chris on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not acknowledging my presence and for not being online late into the night!
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Declared by Crocy on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Jacqueline Ziegler Walker and www.afloridadivorce.com
Clean up your own backyard before you screw up people's divorces. Are you practicing law without a license again?
Jackie's record:
http://www.seminoleclerk.org/CriminalDocket/case_detail.jsp?CaseNo=592003MM011997A
Domestic Violence...
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Declared by Jimmy Robertson on Saturday, May 14, 2011
n00b
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Thanks a lot for nothing. You shitty, butt ugly mongrel bastards. Perhaps you're all that way because of the lack of sex you're getting, due to the fact that not only are you all ugly, you're fairly stupid as well.
You are part of the reason I've started thinking that friends are overrated. What the hell...
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Declared by Adobo Fiend on Thursday, May 7, 2009
Dangit! I like having good ideas but I hate having to actually DO something to make it work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Perchè sei più nescio di tono in botta ... suriaa
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Declared by zurli on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're pregnant again! Here's to you!
Hurrah!
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Declared by The people who love you. on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Why the fuck are you paying so much for a mutt? You can get a normal mutt at a pound! These dogs don't even all come out looking the same, it's so ridiculous. You people who buy these overpriced mutts, go suck curly fuzzy dog balls.
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Declared by Manda on Friday, August 29, 2008