Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoto the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
JIHAD ON YOU, JIHAD ON YOUR MOTHER, JIHAD ON YOUR COW
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Declared by jihad jhon on Tuesday, April 21, 2015
I just had it with these uber british nouns.
Use them in the UK if you must but dont pollute the air around me with these horrid sounding words.
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're all a bunch of poserish monkeys who want to elieve you're cool when you haven't had a fucking original thought in your your empty headed lives. Especially my jailbait slut of a cousin. Loser.
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Declared by Chink Hater on Sunday, October 21, 2007
This is the last straw! I have had it with your short, bitter, feathered ass! You don't mess with a dude's benz and get away with it. And by the way, you call me Goofy one more time you crack smokin', walking personality disorder, and I will bury your ass next to Walt. It's Shabaz Ahmed. It's been legal...
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Declared by Shabaz Ahmed (The artist formally known as Goofy) on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Down with Turftoe! Down with Turftoe!
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Declared by Buckingham Ball Breakers on Thursday, December 6, 2007
You thought i forgot about last time? You fat slob. You are fat and disgusting and you eat everybody's food without even asking. I hope your body belt breaks and you stomach falls down to your knees. This guy steals food from poor kids and clothes that dont even fit him from the salvation army.
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Declared by Mike da Don on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
JOOOOODDEEE
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Declared by Peter on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Kill this subject maths.
ban it from this beautiful world of ours....
it doesnt deserve to be here...
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Declared by Anupam on Wednesday, December 5, 2007
L is starting to piss me off. All she does is gossips. Hello!! I know who you are. Firstly, you had an eye job. I also think you've had a nose job. Your nose looks kind of fake. And I also think you're lips look unnaturally large. Yeah. You look like you've had alot of work done on your face. I know for a...
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Declared by dgsdfgs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
I'm sick and tired of those drivers having to honk in the streets. A driver turning right slows them down - they honk. A driver asks a pedestrian for directions - the driver after them has to honk. This noise make me sick to my stomach.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Why did you steal that stuff from Orlando Culinary Institute? You need to bring it back or I am telling the dean. And I am tired of you always bumming cigarettes and change from me. You pothead!
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Declared by Bradley on Sunday, June 13, 2010
If we want a poached egg on our toast we should get it. Telling us that it 'won't fit' on the bread and only a fried egg will fit, is just insanity. What ever happened to "The customer is always right?!?!"
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Declared by TIME on Monday, October 8, 2007
Damn you Corpus spongiosum which enables me to get erect, you get me hard at the worst times!
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Declared by Fustrated and Erect. on Saturday, November 3, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not acknowledging my presence and for not being online late into the night!
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Declared by Crocy on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Go blow yourself, you ugly, white trash skank, and leave other girls' boyfriends alone.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Why are you such a bitch to me? Don't you realise how much I hate you?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 2, 2013
I know you already have a jihad, but I thought you should have another one because Kantner called me.
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Declared by General on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Mimi D. on the west coast is a total schmuck, because she's rude and says she's proud of it - she actually said that. She said she's superior to "all other beings", which proves what an idiot she really is. Mimi D. deserves to get run over by a truck. Mimi D. on the west coast is a piece of garbage. Mimi...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 19, 2014
Jihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel!
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Declared by You know who on Wednesday, April 16, 2008