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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy do people talk to me about stuff I don't care about? Am I just too nice of a person to tell them to fuck off. If I am saying "Yeah", "Right", "Uh-huh" it's because I don't have anything to say and I couldn't care less about your problems. Chances are I just want to get off the phone and stab myself in...
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Declared by Ted on Thursday, September 20, 2007
They're still bigger than your balls *and* your brains, you neanderthals.
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Declared by Maniacal Misandrist on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Only in North America will someone claim to be your best friend then burn you, disrespect, and sell you out in front of others.
I have mmmannny of these so called friends. One would trip over his own ego to look cool in front of new people he would meet. He would make me look like shit in front of...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Stop calling my number and ask if you can please talk to Mrs. ______(my last name). If I refuse to cooperate with you do not try to find out if there is a wife you can speak with.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 21, 2008
Agarra que é ladrão!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 1, 2009
Your 29 now, yet you still live your grandparents. You've had quite steadying well paid jobs yet you still refuse to move out for bullshit reasons. You have almost 0 friends, you have to hang around us, cos were the ones lumbered with you. You keep mentioning every little shitty thing that happened at work!...
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Declared by Annoyed on Sunday, September 23, 2012
I HATE YOU
YOU STUPID TERRORIST. GO BLOW UP A BUILDING OR SOMETHING
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Declared by Cole Tucker on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
just a general jihad :)
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Declared by john on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Jihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel!
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Declared by You know who on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
From all of us in web design you suck!
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Declared by OZ on Monday, December 17, 2007
..But he is allready dead anyway. He killed himself when he realized his son was a JEW.
so long sucker
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Declared by JHWE on Friday, April 24, 2009
iefw
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 27, 2011
In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly wasted this evening, Inshallah.
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Declared by Dr. Evil on Monday, October 15, 2007
I am sick of seeing women who look like Jabba The Hut
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Somebody PLEASE explain to me, how the FUCK does one open these god damn things. I've just about peeled the skin on one of my hands doing so.
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Declared by You on Tuesday, January 5, 2010
put on more simpsons and family guy
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
saaale bahut bolta hai tu....
isliye jihad karta hoon tere against
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Declared by rakesh on Monday, October 15, 2007
I declare a JIHAD on you for sucking in HALO 3! All praise be to Viperx100 for bailing your ass out all of the time. Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009