Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDown with Turftoe! Down with Turftoe!
Continue reading»
Declared by Buckingham Ball Breakers on Thursday, December 6, 2007
I hate this show. Not only does it show an hour of close-ups of sweating, jiggling flesh- it runs overtime every episode by 15-20 minutes!!! Who would want to go on the show anyways!? "Yeah, sure I'll go on it. Who wouldn't want to exercise their lazy ass to the point of a breakdown on national television...
Continue reading»
Declared by Fat Alberto on Tuesday, April 27, 2010
why is nina so amazing?
Continue reading»
Declared by eliza on Sunday, February 12, 2012
Why the fuck are you paying so much for a mutt? You can get a normal mutt at a pound! These dogs don't even all come out looking the same, it's so ridiculous. You people who buy these overpriced mutts, go suck curly fuzzy dog balls.
Continue reading»
Declared by Manda on Friday, August 29, 2008
I wish someone would tell me exactly who is on that forum. I am convinced that there are alot more people on there than I think. Like I was facebook messaging with someone the other day i.e. Jos. He was like. If you ever need to vent, message me. My guess is.....: Jeh, Ro, Tre, Ke, Mic, Hen, Ela, Ell, Et,...
Continue reading»
Declared by wrerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
I HATE YOU
YOU STUPID TERRORIST. GO BLOW UP A BUILDING OR SOMETHING
Continue reading»
Declared by Cole Tucker on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
why oh why are you always so full of crap? where does it come from? why are you collecting it? no matter what i do, your stuff just keeps multiplying! I lose whole villages in your corners. please just take it easy on me. i have a lot to do and i need to you help me out a little here.
Thanks,
God
Continue reading»
Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
If we want a poached egg on our toast we should get it. Telling us that it 'won't fit' on the bread and only a fried egg will fit, is just insanity. What ever happened to "The customer is always right?!?!"
Continue reading»
Declared by TIME on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad on firefox, your subsystem leaks more than a bombed out oil-rig!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
n00b
Continue reading»
Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're pregnant again! Here's to you!
Hurrah!
Continue reading»
Declared by The people who love you. on Thursday, November 29, 2007
For being ginger...and not even a day-walker.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Only in North America will someone claim to be your best friend then burn you, disrespect, and sell you out in front of others.
I have mmmannny of these so called friends. One would trip over his own ego to look cool in front of new people he would meet. He would make me look like shit in front of...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
I know you already have a jihad, but I thought you should have another one because Kantner called me.
Continue reading»
Declared by General on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The guy i liked for two to three years is married. And quite recently. Ouch!
Continue reading»
Declared by dsfsdfaer on Saturday, July 16, 2011
Mimi D. on the west coast is a total schmuck, because she's rude and says she's proud of it - she actually said that. She said she's superior to "all other beings", which proves what an idiot she really is. Mimi D. deserves to get run over by a truck. Mimi D. on the west coast is a piece of garbage. Mimi...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 19, 2014
Marianne is always talking to me while I'm at work. I tell her, I've got things to do. She doesn't care. She just talks and talks. It's like she doesn't have any friends. She just goes on talking about her rat boyfriends and her trips to far away exotic lands. It's just all too much. I'm trying to think...
Continue reading»
Declared by Chris on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me wait for my nugget by laying false claims.
Continue reading»
Declared by Seab on Thursday, January 24, 2008
For destroying Coast to Coast and turning it into a Shill-a-thon for insane fraudsters. For spewing out your NWO terror-crap and allowing flakes like Sean David Morton, Alex Jones & Richard Hoagland to give the impression they are mainstream, intelligent and correct.
Continue reading»
Declared by Ghost of Coast on Thursday, April 8, 2010
Get. Out. Of. My. WAY!!! Why are you all awake and driving this early in the morning? This is my one chance to make it to the office in a reasonable amount of time and you're ruining it!!! There's no reason why it should take me 1.5 hours to drive 28 miles at 5AM...
Continue reading»
Declared by Dave on Friday, September 14, 2007