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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI'm not interested in your calls. I do not pay monthly fees so you will feel free to call me and screw my mind with your offers. And please do your homework, and check if I'm married before suggesting that you talk to my wife.
The TV show I was watching when you called is way more important than your...
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Declared by Fuck all telemarketers on Friday, November 2, 2007
Why does every single friggen person have a need to gossip about me?
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Declared by people on Sunday, July 17, 2011
fucker.
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Declared by Zach on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on you, you insufferable wannabe. I hate your repulsive knitwearing guts with a passion more passionate than the passion with which the positive pole of a magnet hates the negative pole of another magnet. I despise your sunset photography and your fake accent and your obnoxious self-presentation, and,...
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Declared by IT's dedicated groupie on Thursday, December 9, 2010
A 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 20, 2008
I hearby put a jihad on the sea monkeys fantasy football team...the most overrated team in ffl history!!!
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Declared by You know who I am on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare a Jihad on Benjy
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Declared by Dov on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
People are following me on the internet. Its annoying!
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Declared by someone on Saturday, June 4, 2011
i hope you fall into a deep hole the hell im not the 1 who nocks you to the side of the path on tuesdays you arse.
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Declared by billy morris on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
I declare a jihad on you horsey people who give your kids (aka Spawn of Satan) horses at 11 years old and send them out as some kind of jihad against the ordinary public. Your spawn of Satan have no control over these horses and are a danger to society at large.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
For stealing my car to play wargames with another grown man instead of meeting me at the train station after a week away, and forcing me to take an hour and a half of bus journey instead of a 20 minute drive...
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Declared by Rae on Friday, February 15, 2013
I declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare Jihad on you for kicking me in the stomach you bitch.
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Declared by hairy nuts on Monday, October 29, 2007
I declare Jihad on Kate for not keeping in touch with me lately.
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Declared by Rachel on Friday, October 12, 2007
Stupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'd rather have a pitch-fork in my eyes while they hang out of their sockets than sit and watch through this shit movie. Not only is the poofter between each "story" a retarded dipshit, but obviously can't afford a 2$ hooker to vent his sexual frustrations. Anyone involved in this movie can go fuck...
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Declared by Yo Momma on Thursday, April 15, 2010
I am starting to see just how fake some people can be!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
The Papyrus typeface. it's just awful.
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Declared by James on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare Jihad on GM for stupid formatting, diagrams, incorrect information and sheep sheering! DERKA DERKA DERKA
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 28, 2008
oyeeeee....gandi bachi for not tellin me stuff dat u ought to ......i declare jihad on u!!!!hahahahahahah.....RIP
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Declared by guess guess!!!! on Thursday, December 6, 2007