Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoEvery year, more than 30,000 people die of the regular flu. So swine flu really is no big deal. The only difference is that this flu is air born (spreads easier), but the media sure loves to milk it for all its worth.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
It doesn't even have real members apart from clownies like Kizz, Yzaw Nfin, Choff and Thread!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Your days are numbered. This is just the beginning!
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Declared by Daniel on Wednesday, January 28, 2009
i paid five bucks for my breakfast this morning, mostly because i wanted pancakes. standing one space behind you with ten pancakes left, i figured there'd be plenty. but no, apparently it takes exactly ten pancakes to feed your ninety pound sorority girl body. because of you, i had to downgrade to biscuits....
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Declared by derek on Monday, September 10, 2007
This is the last straw! I have had it with your short, bitter, feathered ass! You don't mess with a dude's benz and get away with it. And by the way, you call me Goofy one more time you crack smokin', walking personality disorder, and I will bury your ass next to Walt. It's Shabaz Ahmed. It's been legal...
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Declared by Shabaz Ahmed (The artist formally known as Goofy) on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Weil er die Atommasse von Strontium nicht kennt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
For destroying Coast to Coast and turning it into a Shill-a-thon for insane fraudsters. For spewing out your NWO terror-crap and allowing flakes like Sean David Morton, Alex Jones & Richard Hoagland to give the impression they are mainstream, intelligent and correct.
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Declared by Ghost of Coast on Thursday, April 8, 2010
You were an asshole to me for months, and I put up with it because of our past friendship. Even though you KNEW all the shit I was going through with my family at the time. I let you belittle and gossip and accuse me of things because I didn't want to fight with you. I tried my damn best to be nice to you...
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Declared by Taylor, AKA the girl much better off without you :) Fuck youuu, bitch on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Why do people talk to me about stuff I don't care about? Am I just too nice of a person to tell them to fuck off. If I am saying "Yeah", "Right", "Uh-huh" it's because I don't have anything to say and I couldn't care less about your problems. Chances are I just want to get off the phone and stab myself in...
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Declared by Ted on Thursday, September 20, 2007
So sad if you feel the need to bully and harass white people, especially white people who have done nothing hostile towards you. Very creepy o f you.;
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Declared by AnonymousLady on Saturday, October 17, 2015
jihad na tebaaaa
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Declared by jakubko on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you's co-founder. Don't you check the e-mails?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Yes, I think you're ugly. You ARE ugly. You look every day of your age plus more- and as ugly as you are on the outside, it doesn't compare to how ugly you are on the inside
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 1, 2010
to the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
I declare Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Ian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
damn you for making my stomach hurt all day! damn you for making me writhe in pain from holding in a fart during class! damn you
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Declared by jesikiah on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Beware;
Judgment day is coming
In your faces bitches!
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Declared by holyoffender on Monday, February 16, 2009
I declare a JIHAD on you for sucking in HALO 3! All praise be to Viperx100 for bailing your ass out all of the time. Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 4, 2009