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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIt's obvious you have lived near your mother's bra, sucking on tit all your life. Grow up! It might not be the perfect country, but it damn sure is the best (until Hillary and Barack destroy it with socialist liberalism, liberal taxation, social passivism and social tolerance for every warped mind that...
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Declared by Man from U.N.C.L.E. on Thursday, January 10, 2008
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
The British mandate is over for decades now. Time to advance! Stop ordering innocent citizens to fill out over-complicated forms demanding old receipts and bank statements.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 28, 2010
why do they plague us?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Friend #1: The self serving asshole. You used me for my car. Got somewhere to go mommy won't take you? You'd just call me up and ask to hang out, then say you'd want to go over to that place, and, being the gullible nice guy that I am, took you there on my own expense and nodded like a moron when you said...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Avoid the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood, California. The management deliberately overlooks screenings of their movies, and then they create a fake, sham "stand-by" line, in which people stand for up to an hour and a half. Then the management turns these people away. The Egyptian Theater pulls this...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 5, 2018
This idiot from my past annoys me to bits!!! ARGH!!
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Declared by idiot on Monday, July 25, 2011
Fucking faggot!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 10, 2010
You know what....I have to stop wasting time and get off these sites. I need to find that drive I had during my last degree....back. And make something out of myself.
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Declared by wrwere on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Fuck outta here! Obsessed ass people I swear. How tf do they find me?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
I declare a jihad on you!
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
Shame on you Jesse for pretending to care about the people. All you care about is chicken parm and marijuana!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Saaaala U.P. ka hai, phir bhi isse B.C. ka matlab nahi pataaa
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Declared by Rakesh Juyal on Monday, October 15, 2007
Fry you smell bad and you get better powaz than I do in WoW... I declare my jihad on you biatch!
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Declared by Gitsnik on Friday, October 12, 2007
For being a true cocksucker and fuckface - eat shit packy
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 25, 2013
JIHAD ON YOU, JIHAD ON YOUR MOTHER, JIHAD ON YOUR COW
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Declared by jihad jhon on Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Fuck off. Stop bitching about that joke. Do you even know what the heck a joke is? Gosh, grow up! Don't be such a stupid freak.
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Declared by cjsn on Tuesday, September 21, 2010
God, you fucking crackhead!!! This guy is a piece of work, and I am angry for ever believing a word he says and turning a blind eye hoping he will get cleaned up. He was a three-timer (maybe even a four-timer) and a manipulative, unfeeling, conning asshole. Everyone enables his pathetic behavior and loans...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
First you lost my car twice then you sent it to salvage without permission. Now you have to send me my own stuff?! Thank you for wasting a week of my life. And that car had a lot of sentimental value... Reparations!!!!
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Declared by erin on Thursday, March 4, 2010
I declare a jihad on you horsey people who give your kids (aka Spawn of Satan) horses at 11 years old and send them out as some kind of jihad against the ordinary public. Your spawn of Satan have no control over these horses and are a danger to society at large.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011