Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Edd 'straight' Mills on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey. Im kind of bored. If you were on that old site....please give me more goss. Especially about the people that are kind of new in my life. I dont need to know about old people from my undergrad that are long gone. But I would like to know about what the relatively new people in my life are talking about....
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Declared by fgsff srewrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
You are so jihadded! Dhor loves mcdonalds, why save him from it?! You are wasting my time! DHOR BELONG IN MCDONALDS!
JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Dhors mcdonalds helper on Sunday, May 19, 2013
Isn't it common knowledge that you stand on the right and walk on the left?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 20, 2009
My neighbours are miserable sacks of bones. They let their dog crap all over our backyard and when we finally called authorities to tell them to stop it, they try getting back at us. e.g. They tried to con my family from $1600 because moist, summer grass apparently scratched their car. Those whiny, pathetic...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
I declare a Jihad against you, Nick, for travesties against me and my beliefs and the attempted destruction of all that is right.
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Declared by Aalee "The Butcher" bin Imamul Muttaqeen on Monday, April 2, 2012
You're a fucking psychotic bitch! Inventing stories to save yourself. I hope the earth opens up and swallows you whole. You're a fucking waste of air and space. DIE BITCH, DIE!!!
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Declared by Dr. B on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
I declare a fo'muckin' Jihad on mankind and society!! A nigga' can't get no job or shit, know what I'm sayin' nigga'!?
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Declared by OnePissedOffWhiteBoy. on Sunday, January 13, 2013
I declare a jihad on you!
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
She's become a left-wing, politically correct fanatic, constantly yelling that she hates white people even though she herself is white. She says she hates her fellow white people so much, she wants to avoid them all. What about her child, who's also white? She's totally loony. She parses every sentence you...
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 9, 2017
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
I am so fucking confused about everything....i hate my parents, i hate myself, i am losing everything....all the fuck over again......i wish i could kill my brain for like 10 minutes so i can get some sleep and then revive it again......HATRED!!!! i hate hate.
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012
Tip: Not everyone writes in god damn small letters, so giving people who write in 'normal' size letters god damn small boxes to write in IS FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications on Saturday, November 28, 2009
Son of B*tch man! It's like the F*cken universe justed wanted to test me this entire week. Not only do I have the typical BS in school to deal with but also stereotypes that have been crammed down my throat once again! Also one of my friends is pissing me off again! She's a great friend in the long run but...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 28, 2011
Agarra que é ladrão!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 1, 2009
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 27, 2011
I have a massive cupcake craving! LOL! Yummm.....hehehehe!
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Declared by ertwrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
You're an absolute ass. First you lecture me for weeks about how to act as though I were some fucking child, then you pigeonhole me into sitting around at your college for nine and a half hours because you can't be bothered to take a ten minute detour to pick me up afterwards. Enjoy the jihad, motherfucker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Who the hell freaks out over $40. Omg....$40!!! With how high prices are over here, $40 gets you absolutely nothing. Shes freaking over $40!!! Cheap-ass!
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Declared by fsfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011