Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Really? I know why you want to be my "friend" and its just all for your convenience. The reason I'm so blunt with you isn't because I like you or am comfortable with you. It's because you're faker than Heidi Montag's tits and you're a bitch. to boot. Don't talk about me to my friends. Don't try to come to me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2011
why you poop on the carpet
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Edie, formerly Epperson in Los Angeles, a white chixk, 56 years old (born in May 1959), now married to some Armenian nitrwit in Glendale, CA, is a violent criminal. Edie, just go to prison, where you and your crook husband belong. You were a violent creep in high school at Argyl Epicsopal Academy in North...
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Declared by Anon. Edie nee Epperson, now N., the jerk on Sunday, November 1, 2015
Nope. I still hate K. Really dont like that person!!
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Declared by rwerwe on Monday, July 11, 2011
I'm so addicted to pornography and its taking over my life :(
FOR THAT REASON, I DECLARE JIHAD ON MYSELF
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Declared by Jihadi Jihadist on Saturday, May 26, 2018
This is the last straw! I have had it with your short, bitter, feathered ass! You don't mess with a dude's benz and get away with it. And by the way, you call me Goofy one more time you crack smokin', walking personality disorder, and I will bury your ass next to Walt. It's Shabaz Ahmed. It's been legal...
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Declared by Shabaz Ahmed (The artist formally known as Goofy) on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
AAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE aaaargggghhhh i hate my life hate hate fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh die die die die die die die die bith bitch i hate my life...
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012
way to fucking answer your phone
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Declared by anonymous on Friday, July 12, 2013
Fuck that. I created this squad because you fuckers were too lazy to do it. I gave out tasks in order to make things run smoothly. I worked hard to make sure people didn't argue, and our chat was a place where people were happy. Sure I kicked Nilek, but hes a douche. Fuck that.
And then everyone...
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Declared by Marcin Tasz on Friday, October 5, 2007
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
All xmas merrymakers
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Declared by Annie on Monday, December 24, 2012
Fuck you depression. Let me LIVE DAMMIT!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Fucking fuck you, you fucking moronic waist of time and pathetic fucking waste of energy I don't fucking need you or want you FUCK YOU.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Son of B*tch man! It's like the F*cken universe justed wanted to test me this entire week. Not only do I have the typical BS in school to deal with but also stereotypes that have been crammed down my throat once again! Also one of my friends is pissing me off again! She's a great friend in the long run but...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 28, 2011
fuck you and every other arab/kebab! you are the worst, like you have nothing better to do than cause shit in europe and other countries! your own country sucks and is full of terrorists and douchebags! remove kebab!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
Well, you had me convinced that you weren't anything like all those other girls but you proved me wrong. Guess I get why you broke up with me... because you wanted to go whore around. Fucking dumb bitch, you're just like the rest but fucking worse because you let go of everything you stood so strongly about....
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Declared by Him. on Monday, July 4, 2011
Jihad on you Elan Zak for being a cheap motherfuck!!!
You greedy hairy pig!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 21, 2016
You touched boys in Killeen while you were an instructor on the Fort Hood army base for Tiger Lim Tae kwon Doe in the early 90's late 80's. You used to show them porn magazines and then suck their penises. You faggot, i hope are living in hell ,you son of bitch ,for ruining lives.
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Declared by Mad Man on Sunday, February 12, 2017
I know you already have a jihad, but I thought you should have another one because Kantner called me.
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Declared by General on Sunday, October 7, 2007