Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy kitchen is horrible, impractical & about ready to collapse!!!
As a last resort I have entered it into a competition to win a brand new kitchen. Please have a look at photos of my kitchen disaster on the link below & if you agree that its pretty nasty, then please put in a vote for how much "my kitchen...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Im getting on another forum! Fuck this!! If anyone can find me on the new forum....FINE! But for fuck sake, keep it a secret!
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Declared by secret on Friday, July 22, 2011
If i've gone off on one, then chances are there's a much bigger problem I haven't told you personally about. Just accept that some issues hit a nerve and that I may not be able to justify exactly why I've said things until I care a little bit less about other issues. Its enough to make you think that I'm not...
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Declared by All Uni society presidents on Friday, March 16, 2012
God, you fucking crackhead!!! This guy is a piece of work, and I am angry for ever believing a word he says and turning a blind eye hoping he will get cleaned up. He was a three-timer (maybe even a four-timer) and a manipulative, unfeeling, conning asshole. Everyone enables his pathetic behavior and loans...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
for fucks sake give me a god damn break once in a while
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Declared by mike on Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Calling me a loser on facebook
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Declared by Peter Sanderson on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Oh bitch, you’re gonna burn and die one day and you can take your shitty attitude problem with you. Nothing but a brat, and a slut. you deserve everything that’s coming to you... karma is going to destroy you and everyone close to you. fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 12, 2018
Dota 2 is best pony.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
way to fucking answer your phone
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Declared by anonymous on Friday, July 12, 2013
I hate my verbally abusive mother. For my entire life,my mom has always verbally attacked me on an almost weekly basis. She is evil and horrible. I can't wait until my abusive mother died.
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Declared by abused daughter on Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Jihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015
Go ahead and take my car. Its yours. But while u drive yourself around, don't forget that im the one who fed you and put you back on your feet. Dont forget how you stole my lousy change and begged me to buy you smokes. You and your son will never be more than two selfish, ignorant and dysfunctional pieces of...
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Declared by fed up, self-respecting sweetheart on Saturday, February 22, 2014
I'm placing a Jihad on you!
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Declared by Gary on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You two are so fucking annoying! Im glad you're dating but you two are always together! I know you don't want me to contact you while you're together but when am I sapose to call you when you're always together!? One of you works with me and the other one constantly has school projects with me so I need to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
Radio personality Dennis Prager is a phony, because you can never get through to his official number: (877) 243-7776. This number is permanently busy 24/7. This proves Dennis Prager is a con artist phony.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 28, 2017
I declare war on your filthly non MLG ways
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Declared by Scrubrecker on Monday, November 9, 2015
Something that kind of makes me laugh now. In primary school, I was "friends" with someone. I used to see her seven days a week. We lived on the same street, same nationality, went to the same primary school and went to the same church. I ended up doing really well during primary school and she got jealous....
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Declared by gdfgd on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
All xmas merrymakers
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Declared by Annie on Monday, December 24, 2012
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
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Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018