Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoGod, hasn't anyone ever told you to quit being such a heinous fucking cunt?! You are a disgrace to anyone with a vagina, you bitch so much. CHILL THE FUCK OUT, life's too short to be a horrible person to everyone in the world.
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Declared by Customer Service on Thursday, October 20, 2011
For Being a Pikeyyyyy
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Declared by Mr Chooooo on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a Jihad against you, Nick, for travesties against me and my beliefs and the attempted destruction of all that is right.
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Declared by Aalee "The Butcher" bin Imamul Muttaqeen on Monday, April 2, 2012
Hey Dick head. When are you going to get out of that hell hole you are working in and get a real job? Still kissing Rons ass? What about Eddie's ass?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 15, 2009
It's so small and puny!
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Declared by Skully on Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Randy you are a worthless neighbor. For over two years you have been a real pain in the butt. So I am declaring Jihad on you until you move away.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you bitch. Either get over it or fuck off all together. Yup, I cheated on you. So now we aren't together anymore. It happened a long ass time ago. If we are still gonna be friends then you HAVE to stop obsessing over the cheating and bringing it up and calling me names and bitching and all that shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 13, 2012
Who the hell freaks out over $40. Omg....$40!!! With how high prices are over here, $40 gets you absolutely nothing. Shes freaking over $40!!! Cheap-ass!
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Declared by fsfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
Secularists have been responsible for all of the wars that have ever occurred in Europe.
They have included monarchs who, after hijacking the predominant religion of their subjects, have set out to increase the size of their territories and the glory of their secular reign.
Secularists have included...
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Declared by Simon Peter on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dude, My friend just showed up to hang out, when you dropped by to show off your new car. "Oh, hey come grab some food with me in my new car!" you said. I declined, because I'd just eaten. Our mutual friend did not. "We'll be right back." does not mean 2 hours later.
Of all the things I could have done, I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 19, 2009
I think that idiot on that forum is right!! Im scared of relationships. And I dont mean male-female type relationships but even friendships. Thats why I have been keeping people at arms length to me. By the time I got to my second degree, I really had ENOUGH of people. My experience with K was probably...
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Declared by sdfsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Jacqueline Ziegler Walker and www.afloridadivorce.com
Clean up your own backyard before you screw up people's divorces. Are you practicing law without a license again?
Jackie's record:
http://www.seminoleclerk.org/CriminalDocket/case_detail.jsp?CaseNo=592003MM011997A
Domestic Violence...
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Declared by Dr. Phillip Ziegler on Saturday, May 14, 2011
You're an absolute ass. First you lecture me for weeks about how to act as though I were some fucking child, then you pigeonhole me into sitting around at your college for nine and a half hours because you can't be bothered to take a ten minute detour to pick me up afterwards. Enjoy the jihad, motherfucker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
you bloody pathetic loser of a person.first you talk about commiting suicide if i dont give u a 2nd chance which you completely fucked up.i hope you have the most crappy,revolting,worthless,
lonely,disillusional life ever.you are such an actor.wow! i am seriously amazed.i have heard how it is so hard to...
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Declared by guess who? on Sunday, January 2, 2011
lalalal
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Declared by Clara on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
I am declaring a Jihad on Big Chris because I feel that he deserves it.
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey Motherfucker. You talk bad behind a woman in a truck. Try that shit on me, face to face. You American Infidels eat shit anyway. Fucking pussy.
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Declared by Jihad Jackie on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
All suffering you will endure in your patethic, small life you deserve.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 28, 2008
You are a rickety poon weasel foetus
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Declared by An child on Wednesday, March 13, 2013