Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoShame on you Jesse for pretending to care about the people. All you care about is chicken parm and marijuana!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
why do they plague us?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
Hey Dick head. When are you going to get out of that hell hole you are working in and get a real job? Still kissing Rons ass? What about Eddie's ass?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 15, 2009
First you lost my car twice then you sent it to salvage without permission. Now you have to send me my own stuff?! Thank you for wasting a week of my life. And that car had a lot of sentimental value... Reparations!!!!
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Declared by erin on Thursday, March 4, 2010
Hey Motherfucker. You talk bad behind a woman in a truck. Try that shit on me, face to face. You American Infidels eat shit anyway. Fucking pussy.
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Declared by Jihad Jackie on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Please stop stalking me. Just stop. If you cannot deal with the situation or me, either commit to leaving, like you said you would, or come and talk to me about it personally. You have blocked me on every way possible, yet you think it is even moderately okay to keep stalking me? You are degrading me by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2015
Avoid the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood, California. The management deliberately overlooks screenings of their movies, and then they create a fake, sham "stand-by" line, in which people stand for up to an hour and a half. Then the management turns these people away. The Egyptian Theater pulls this...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 5, 2018
The hair, The bike, the 1% body fat. I've met women that have shaved less of their body! And comeon, a whiteboard IN YOUR BEDROOM?!?!
I declare holy war on you sir!
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Declared by JAKE on Friday, October 19, 2007
It's so small and puny!
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Declared by Skully on Wednesday, April 21, 2010
A Jihad on you - just for being you!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Abu Garcia on Thursday, June 20, 2013
why can't i do better?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
For being a true cocksucker and fuckface - eat shit packy
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 25, 2013
So sad if you feel the need to bully and harass white people, especially white people who have done nothing hostile towards you. Very creepy o f you.;
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Declared by AnonymousLady on Saturday, October 17, 2015
Oh and between me and you. I dont like J.T that way. Just a massive rumour. It probably doesnt help that im still on that forum. Kind of bored these days and im still convinced that other people on that forum know me. But yeah, l dont like that person in a male-female way. LOL!
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Declared by ertset on Friday, July 15, 2011
You are so jihadded! Dhor loves mcdonalds, why save him from it?! You are wasting my time! DHOR BELONG IN MCDONALDS!
JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Dhors mcdonalds helper on Sunday, May 19, 2013
You're a lying cheat, a big fake, and your entire religion is based off bullshit.
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Declared by Jesus on Monday, October 8, 2007
Yeah especially when you tell someone something and they hop off the phone with you and hop right back on! Why so obsessed? I especially love when I come onto one of these sites and see subliminal messages after I've talked to a certain someone.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 14, 2011
This idiot from my past annoys me to bits!!! ARGH!!
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Declared by idiot on Monday, July 25, 2011
you are the biggest loser in the world..
You are two faced son of a bitch. You whine how your life is shit i fucking dont give a damn you never cared abt any one but your self.
you talk behind your best friends back pretty sure you said shit about me which probably arnt even true ..
you were my ex years...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 11, 2009