Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDo I come knocking on your door and wake you up at 7am. If I want to be a part of your religion don't you think I would be the one contacting you? You people should take the hint the first time and not come back again or next time I will let my dogs loose on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
I hereby declare the unholiest of holy jihads on the dead remnants of Mrs. Thode. May the gate to hell open on her former estate and devour all new infidels who dare linving on these unholy grounds!
Thank you bitches!
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Declared by Guardian of the demonic key on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Jihad on you for pointing out the jihad on me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
BLOODY IMPERIALISTS!!! GET OUT OF MY CULTURE! D:
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Declared by Angry Myanmmar Person on Monday, October 8, 2007
What the fuck is the deal! Why do you ignore me like I don't exist when I am sitting right fucking next to you? Why the fuck can't you listen even though it is your own fault that things are so fucked up for you! FUCK YOU, YOU SELF-CENTERED, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, EGO-FUCKING BITCH!!!!
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Declared by Jee Had on Monday, February 9, 2009
I'm gonna put a jihad on you because you haven't mentioned Moggy enough lately, and it's this that has let the team down, urself down and more importantly Moggy down herself!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 13, 2008
You are a real ass for spamming whichever site you access on the net. Like, don't you even have anything better to do? Is that all you do every fucking day?? Right from JustRage, I'm Mad As Hell, Bad Harvest, My Shit Job and this site, all of them are infested with your vomit. GTFO man, seriously. Oh, and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
So I've spent another 2 hours in my car because some guy in an SUV thinks that means he can whip through traffic in the rain at 90+ miles an hour. Well, now that guy's truck is upside down and he's in a neck brace. I really wish his head would have been savagely ripped off and rolled down the highway passed...
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Declared by Dave on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
freddy gordon
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Vincent e martz egor
Vincent martz 5692 little cove rd, mercersburg pa 17236
Someone who knows the family � Vincent why do u put stuff on here about your family grow up stop acting like a fool you was there when you mother passed but you and your wife was the ones...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 2, 2017
I'm sick of those people who can't enjoy a good thing such as biking and who blame the victim each time a cyclists dies in an accident on the road.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
Thanks for making me feel like a shitty friend..
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 4, 2016
For crimes against ovaries.
Being dirrty.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!
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Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
Yeah, that's right fucktard, you know who I am. You and all of your colleagues are as useless as a bunch of dug up bodies.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
YOURE ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES OHONEST TO GDO ISM SOF UCKCING DFED UP THIS SITE IS SO FUCKCING TOXIC IM GOING TP RIP MY HAIR OUT YOU ALAL FUCKIN G SCUK
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Declared by PISSED OFF on Monday, April 18, 2016
Underwearless forever..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For writing a damn song about her stupid umbrella!
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Declared by Cuntface on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
Why is it that I wake up every Monday feeling as if it were the end of the world? Why are Mondays so slow? Why can't there be six days in a week? it would make the weekends seem longer....
DEATH TO MONDAYS!!
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Declared by the hippie on Monday, September 10, 2007
ARGHHH. ok so my two best friends are super awesome and funny, but they make these jokes about me, but sometimes they take it too far. I don't want to lose my friends since they are like the only friends i have. But i also don't want to be the butt of a joke anymore.
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Declared by emmah rockie on Monday, March 5, 2018
I can't stand it when you rub up on me. Like I understand that I'm irresistible but you have to keep in mind that I'm straight and giving me a boner whenever you lick my ears only makes me question my sexuality. I do not want to take things any further than this, so I hope the next time we meet up, you don't...
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Declared by Prasher on Sunday, April 1, 2018