Do I come knocking on your door and wake you up at 7am. If I want to be a part of your religion don't you think I would be the one contacting you? You people should take the hint the first time and not come back again or next time I will let my dogs loose on you.
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Jihad on you, you annoying bitch! Go suck some 3-foot, 400-pound weirdo! Oh wait...you are!
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Why is it that I wake up every Monday feeling as if it were the end of the world? Why are Mondays so slow? Why can't there be six days in a week? it would make the weekends seem longer....
DEATH TO MONDAYS!!
Declared by the hippie on Monday, September 10, 2007
I hereby declare the unholiest of holy jihads on the dead remnants of Mrs. Thode. May the gate to hell open on her former estate and devour all new infidels who dare linving on these unholy grounds!
Thank you bitches!
Declared by Guardian of the demonic key on Saturday, October 13, 2007
For writing a damn song about her stupid umbrella!
Declared by Cuntface on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Why the hell are people so worried about this stupid thing? The seasonal flu kills hundreds every year, whereas this one has only killed a few! JIHAD ON YOU WORTHLESS SHIT-BAGS WHO SPEND MONEY ON CURES FOR THIS ONE INSTEAD OF SEASONAL FLU!
Declared by I Hate Swine Flu on Monday, May 18, 2009
For crimes against ovaries.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck The Cruel World
Declared by Dante on Monday, August 18, 2008
Fuck the NSA and those that work in it!! Nosey spying Bitches!!!
Declared by The Anti-NSA infidel on Monday, August 19, 2013
Calling me a loser on facebook
Declared by Peter Sanderson on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Your an idiot
Declared by Alex2 on Monday, October 8, 2007
So I've spent another 2 hours in my car because some guy in an SUV thinks that means he can whip through traffic in the rain at 90+ miles an hour. Well, now that guy's truck is upside down and he's in a neck brace. I really wish his head would have been savagely ripped off and rolled down the highway passed...
Declared by Dave on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
God, you fucking crackhead!!! This guy is a piece of work, and I am angry for ever believing a word he says and turning a blind eye hoping he will get cleaned up. He was a three-timer (maybe even a four-timer) and a manipulative, unfeeling, conning asshole. Everyone enables his pathetic behavior and loans...
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
hockey sucks!! enough with the stars and GD marty turco. he is gay, just like you.
Declared by Brian on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are a real ass for spamming whichever site you access on the net. Like, don't you even have anything better to do? Is that all you do every fucking day?? Right from JustRage, I'm Mad As Hell, Bad Harvest, My Shit Job and this site, all of them are infested with your vomit. GTFO man, seriously. Oh, and...
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Jihad on you for pointing out the jihad on me!
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
What the fuck is the deal! Why do you ignore me like I don't exist when I am sitting right fucking next to you? Why the fuck can't you listen even though it is your own fault that things are so fucked up for you! FUCK YOU, YOU SELF-CENTERED, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, EGO-FUCKING BITCH!!!!
Declared by Jee Had on Monday, February 9, 2009
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I'm placing a Jihad on you!
Declared by Gary on Tuesday, October 16, 2007