Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIs that all you have. Pathetic. I am sitting back laughing so hard at you right now, trying to scramble around and find something to get on me. Pathetic.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 8, 2011
What the fuck! I live right down the street, all of you have my number! You could have asked me! Or you could have not called me in the middle of your little get together! I would have been fine with it! Next time, don't call me in the middle of an event Im clearly not invited to!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Allah commands me to declare jihad upon you, Mike Nichols! May the fatwa be issued asap by influential mullahs all over the world!!! Your insistance upon disappearing is frowned upon by everyone. May "Jimmy Blue Eyes" give you an acid bath if you are ever found!!!
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Declared by Dumb E. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
People are following me on the internet. Its annoying!
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Declared by someone on Saturday, June 4, 2011
Pete will know that when I say come to Gafield Place, he will do so. Now he must face my foot up his ass.
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Declared by DORA THA DESTROYA on Monday, October 29, 2007
For stealing my car to play wargames with another grown man instead of meeting me at the train station after a week away, and forcing me to take an hour and a half of bus journey instead of a 20 minute drive...
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Declared by Rae on Friday, February 15, 2013
Jihad on you, you annoying bitch! Go suck some 3-foot, 400-pound weirdo! Oh wait...you are!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Why the hell are people so worried about this stupid thing? The seasonal flu kills hundreds every year, whereas this one has only killed a few! JIHAD ON YOU WORTHLESS SHIT-BAGS WHO SPEND MONEY ON CURES FOR THIS ONE INSTEAD OF SEASONAL FLU!
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Declared by I Hate Swine Flu on Monday, May 18, 2009