Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by fuck me on Sunday, February 2, 2014
Jihad on the fat slut my husband is screwing. You manipulative, lying cow. Eight months pregnant to your husband (or someone) and still bonking someone else's man. You TOLD me you targeted my husband. What kind of ho bag ARE you? You wrecked our marriage, good on you, that's what you wanted. The best...
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Declared by Retribution on Thursday, March 13, 2008
You are a fucking crazy bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 27, 2009
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013
You're one arsehole. You show off arshole, you and Andria will never work out.
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Declared by Pom Grammar Queen on Thursday, August 2, 2012
she be so heavy she done brokeded my back. i ain't never givin yo momma a piggy back ride ever again.
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Declared by jamal on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Thank you for the weekend.
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Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jeez, you're starting to piss me off now. I loved you so much although I wasn't with you, but still. You led me on by flirting w/ me 24/7 and showing ALL the signs that you liked me, and then next day, when some girl who broke up w/ her boyfriend, what? 3 days ago, starts dating you? WTF, kid. Jeez, honey....
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Declared by Chelsea on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
I am soooooo tired of you and your obsession to try to make me clean. why don't you clean yourself???!!!!!?!?!?! I hate you, i hate you, i hate you. and it is not that i don't like to clean, it is that i don't like you making me clean like i'm a fucking slave. go fuck yourself and leave me alone you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Yeahr, fuck love!
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Declared by ZoR3o on Monday, October 22, 2007
I declare Jihad on you because you are a skanky bitch who needs to take a bath and stop fucking old men. Such a shame...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
You douche bag. Jihad on you for purposely winking and flirting with me pretending to be interested in me when you weren't and for taking advantage of the knowledge that I was interested in you and leading me on so that you could take advantage of my attention and affections for your selfish gain. You lifted...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Why don't you let your friends make there own decisions. You manipulate them all into liking someone that they don't like. LEAVE them be.
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Declared by GirlinLove on Saturday, April 21, 2012
For not buying me a shiny D:
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Declared by Wee Sillyface on Thursday, December 9, 2010
How dare you infidels ship our most holy Princess Twilight Sparkle with that fucking pigdog? It is a disgrace, and outrage! It's blasphemy! Jihad on all of you TwiMac shippers and sympathizers!
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Declared by Pega-Corn Supremacy on Thursday, May 31, 2012
I am declaring Jihad on you for lack of coffee making
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Declared by Brian Bin Laden on Thursday, October 11, 2007
fuck u,u son of a bitch.How could u dump me u mother fucking asswhole.
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Declared by Hassan on Saturday, November 17, 2007
jihad on you, you led me on for about a year, never made a move, and then stopped talking to me. go fuck the girl whose statuses you always like. im done.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
STOP BEING GHEY
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007