Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoOh Sara,
How could you be so foolish. You loved him, you were together nearly a year and you slept with someone else. You betrayed his trust and broke both our hearts. He wont forgive you and will not have you now. You not only crapped on all of your plans and dreams, but you flushed them down the...
Continue reading»
Declared by Sara on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
I blew it completely, I slept with and fell in love with my secretary. Then she told me that she was shooting heroin. I am an ex heroin junkie who is clean now. I tried to help her to get clean by getting her father involved and now she hates me, the father believes her, and I am still in love with my...
Continue reading»
Declared by Synesthesia on Monday, October 8, 2007
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
OMG! Don't fucking marry Pooca you insolent queer. I bet you're gay! ARGH! why are you engaged? You don't want to be! GGRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
You rejected my chocolate rain stylings. Damn you.
Continue reading»
Declared by Vic on Monday, October 8, 2007
just tell me why.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Go fuck yourself Jay, keep your hands off Irene and put your thumb up your asshole. You've already got a girlfriend, fuck off you fucking asshole!
Continue reading»
Declared by RR on Thursday, March 12, 2009
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
I declare holy war against you, you treacherous fucking CUNT! You think you can just abandon me and turn everyone against as soon as some asswipe gives you a tiny bit of attention? And then you turn against me and say it's my fault? BITCH I PULLED ALL THE WEIGHT AND NOW YOUR ASSLICKING FINALLY PAYED OFF WITH...
Continue reading»
Declared by fuck off on Saturday, March 29, 2014
why do you butt fuck?!
Continue reading»
Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012
If it wasn't for you, I might actually get shit done instead of jerking off all day. I'm seriously considering chopping you off, you useless shit.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Yeahr, fuck love!
Continue reading»
Declared by ZoR3o on Monday, October 22, 2007
Jihad on the fat slut my husband is screwing. You manipulative, lying cow. Eight months pregnant to your husband (or someone) and still bonking someone else's man. You TOLD me you targeted my husband. What kind of ho bag ARE you? You wrecked our marriage, good on you, that's what you wanted. The best...
Continue reading»
Declared by Retribution on Thursday, March 13, 2008
Jihad on full-grown QUIM
Continue reading»
Declared by ojjuror on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I put myself out there and you shut me down.
Continue reading»
Declared by Tuks on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Yo' rödfirre firre!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anton on Monday, October 8, 2007
Kudos to you BITCH for dating my ex now! Good luck trying to give better head than I do!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 20, 2012
Why is it that when you like someone, they hate you back?
You can't face them since you don't want to ruin their life. JIHAD APON YOU FILTHY INFIDEL!!
Continue reading»
Declared by SweetieShareyMoonsugar on Wednesday, April 30, 2014
I'm sorry but after the non stop week, I must declare a jihad on you, Mexican infidel.
Continue reading»
Declared by Colin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You're a terrible person! I know you still talk to her. She wanted to fuck you, literally told you "I want to fuck you" and you didn't tell me anything about her?
You hide things from your own girlfriend, the person you've been with for THREE YEARS. And you're going to fuck around with some fat little cunt...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 24, 2011