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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
If it wasn't for you, I might actually get shit done instead of jerking off all day. I'm seriously considering chopping you off, you useless shit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
I told your boyfriend he's GAY, and he hit me with his PURSE!
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Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on full-grown QUIM
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Declared by ojjuror on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
why do you butt fuck?!
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Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012
I jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009
Grass is red, roses are green, spreads your cheeks and let me check for those goodies that Jose never got to me. Dickory dock, nuke pearl harbour. Get Stds and Diabetes. Sickliness and depravity for the WIN!
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Declared by A happiness guy. on Monday, December 9, 2013
fuk u
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 22, 2012
Dear ho bag, I hope you choke on a dick. You had so many dicks inside you while we were dating that I'm loathe to imagine how many you had before.
At least I know you're becoming a giant, fat ass bitch like your mother. Maybe an all-protein diet wasn't the way to go. Next time lay off the cock.
I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 14, 2008
If I thought I could get away with killing you I would.
I hate you more than ever you fucking waste of space.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Why don't you let your friends make there own decisions. You manipulate them all into liking someone that they don't like. LEAVE them be.
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Declared by GirlinLove on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Hey man, what the HECK is your problem? I thought we were cool dude! You used to sit on my desk and give me peanuts and now that you're all out of nuts, you stare at me all day long with those "do me" eyes and you're constantly trying to force yourself on me. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!! OK? Do...
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Declared by Jon on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You're a dictator, a backstabber, and a batterer; leave me the "F" alone!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Listen up, and listen good you good for nothing son of a man-whore. Leave her the fuck alone. Why don't you go find someone you're own age and leave her alone. She's only 13 and you want to fuck her already? Disgusting PIG! JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Mr. Anon on Sunday, February 21, 2010
Why you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You rejected my chocolate rain stylings. Damn you.
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Declared by Vic on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013
Kudos to you BITCH for dating my ex now! Good luck trying to give better head than I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 20, 2012
allaaahüüekbeeeer
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Declared by kakao on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I am soooooo tired of you and your obsession to try to make me clean. why don't you clean yourself???!!!!!?!?!?! I hate you, i hate you, i hate you. and it is not that i don't like to clean, it is that i don't like you making me clean like i'm a fucking slave. go fuck yourself and leave me alone you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007