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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThanks for being uncaring and bitchy when I need you. Real sweet of you.
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Declared by Fuck you. on Sunday, July 24, 2011
I jihad on you for believing I was sitting around waiting on you.
I told you that was your last chance.
Go jihad yourself because you won't be doing it with me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 27, 2009
This girl hasn't noticed me in two years despite all my efforts to be nice to her so you know what, fuck her!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 7, 2017
Stop acting like a five year old Cunt!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 13, 2013
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
He makes amazing plans with me for his birthday weekend and the night before we leave he decides to inform me all his friends are gonna come over when we get there so they can celebrate and snort coke, but I'm welcome to hangout with his grandma while he gets fucked up in the basement
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 10, 2011
Jihad on the fat slut my husband is screwing. You manipulative, lying cow. Eight months pregnant to your husband (or someone) and still bonking someone else's man. You TOLD me you targeted my husband. What kind of ho bag ARE you? You wrecked our marriage, good on you, that's what you wanted. The best...
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Declared by Retribution on Thursday, March 13, 2008
Fuck you. I'm so glad I just broke it off with you. I've been thinking about it forever to save your fucking feelings you fucking asshole. I'm so sick of doing everything for you. Am I your mother? No. Cook your own fucking dinner sometimes. No wonder why you're so bloody fat. I have to pay for all...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2009
tease
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 30, 2009
BOLLOCKS IT. i never wanted to even kiss you and now your calling me a slut. I can understand gossip like this if i had actually done anything to envoke it but i spent the whole night running away from you. and now my friends are being told im a whore. so yeah, thanks i hope you feel better after shitting on...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 28, 2010
You're a dick which is funny considering the size of yours...
and I faked it
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 12, 2011
just tell me why.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
dear brian,
here is some advice, do not tell me that your interested and ask me on a date and flirt with me ,and then get back with your ex the next da.
kthxsby
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Declared by sheashea on Monday, June 6, 2011
You are a school principal and an old, ugly one at that! You're having an affair with a mother at your school - half your age and pregnant - and preaching to me and everyone else about ethics and equity?
Where is the equity at home where your wife and little kid loved you (silly me) and believed your...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
i put a jihad on you and your family!
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
They are WAY to flipping young and immature to be getting married!! He's in debt and cheats on people, she's pompous and stuck-up thinking that HER wedding is the best ever.... WHAT-THE HELL-EVER!!!!
I'm glad we aren't together anymore.... he's an asshole who cheated on me, and she's a bitch who thinks...
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Declared by Single and loving it on Friday, July 4, 2008
I hereby declare full blown fucking war on each and every one of you. Stop having your immature and bitchy friends leave me rude and annoying text messages and voicemails. Grow the fuck up!! Get the fuck over it! Move the FUCK on or grow the fuck up and handle it.
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Declared by Aiden on Tuesday, July 5, 2011