Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis girl hasn't noticed me in two years despite all my efforts to be nice to her so you know what, fuck her!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 7, 2017
You stole my goats and women for sex and money, and you must die by the fire of Allah's eyes!
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Declared by Muhammad al-Faziz bin-JERKALABAKAD on Friday, November 7, 2008
She is promisicuos and sleeps with multiple men in the fire stairs behind my back!!!!!JIHAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by #1 Jihad on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Stop finding the loves of your lives after dating me -___- It's making me feel like shit about myself that I'm never worth it since you never come back for me. Fuck you both. Seriously.
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Declared by Pity Party Planner on Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Andrew
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Declared by Andrew on Monday, May 25, 2015
"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out...
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Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Jihad on myself... I ruined my chance with a girl I am in love with. I will never forgive myself... so it's Jihad time bitches! Bring yo' AKs, bring those grenades nigga' 'coz this means war. Swallow it! Swallow it, nigga'!!!
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Declared by NWA on Sunday, January 13, 2013
me so mad mad that choo left me.
me so cry all day and all night.
me so jump out of the building.
me so end
me so sad.
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Declared by fraulein jar jarette on Monday, October 29, 2007
He has STD’s, he likes child pornography, is alocoholic, his father is alcoholic too, her mother was a prostitute. he is a liar, he is the worst.
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Declared by Dalia I Morales on Thursday, November 27, 2014
So (stereo)typical. Of course you didn't have the guts to make a decent break-up *before* getting all close and intimate with that art historian. Well, fuck each other's brains out, for all I care. You're not getting your BSG dvds back.
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Declared by cjfdjghvbm on Sunday, May 9, 2010
Thanks for leaving me out. ALWAYS. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE FOR ME. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. YOU TWO ARE DATING AND YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW I FEEL.
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Declared by :( on Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
Jihad on you, you diseased whore. Yeah, you've got him now, but you got him from his wife while you were cheating on your husband. You're both cheaters. And you're stupid enough to think it'll last forever? I hope he catches you with the guys you have over all the time and kills you in a fit of jealousy....
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Declared by offended wife on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
that asshole spends more time than me with my girl
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Declared by a loser on Friday, October 21, 2011
YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOUR FUCKING ASS MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS GOD DAMN EARTH
HOW COME WHENEVER I TRY SO FUCKING HARD TO FIX SHIT BETWEEN US AND MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE YOU SCREAM AT ME FOR DAYS. YOU CALL ME A WHORE AND ACCUSE ME OF CHEATIN ON YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS ASS WHEN I HAVE NEVER...
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Declared by Hope someone kills your ass on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
I may not be the smartest person in the world, but Im certainly not the dumbest! Im sick of you! All of you! Assuming that I know nothing when you anything yourself! I cant ask or say anything without it being broadcast to the other two! Im sick of this! Im sick or everything! I wish all of you, everything,...
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Declared by Mair on Monday, February 21, 2011
Julie, you've had 6 kids with 3 men, married 5 times, use everybody and everything to manipulate any situation to your advantage. You pass love for money w/ ugly, out of shape men. Your a awful Mother too
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Declared by J. Wilson on Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Why do I have to love my husband so much?! I cannot stop thinking about him - I adore him - I love him - I miss him all the time. He's the best thing in my life :P
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 20, 2007
You are just another "Catherine Earnshaw" and I am not going to be another "Heathcliff!" I hope your "Edgar Linton" has indulged you and gave you all the the security you ask for...except for happiness.
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Declared by JB on Sunday, August 2, 2015
May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest all your orifices for lying to your friends about how I'm a stalker & you ended it years ago- when you were still seeing me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 22, 2009