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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Suck my rectum bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 1, 2013
I am declaring Jihad on you for lack of coffee making
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Declared by Brian Bin Laden on Thursday, October 11, 2007
why....WHY?!?!?! you have failed me one too many times. i am to the point where i want to become a eunuch. you and your premature happy times and random limpness are driving me to my wit's end. it's over, little red rocket...over.
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Declared by frustrated in the bed on Sunday, September 9, 2007
May 1,000,000 camels infest your anus with fleas and rot your ability to ever have passive anal sex again in your life... Ever!!
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Declared by John on Thursday, February 25, 2016
Why the fuck you cant think logically and straignt for a second! I am tired of you OCD like management where my life and career is getting zero attention! I am tired of living life by your side, on your terms, you bitch with a wormy haemorrhoids ridden yr and a garage for cunt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 4, 2017
Where are you? I am fucking sick of you playing these head games with me you ungrateful bitch. Come out come out wherever you are.
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Declared by Drfeelgood on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Make me cum already!
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Declared by Frustrated wifey on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
YOU DON'T GET TO STRING ME ALONG, CHANGING YOUR MIND ABOUT WHETHER YOU LIKE ME EVERY OTHER DAY I AM AWESOME AND I DESERVE BETTER YOU NASTY LITTLE ASSHOLE
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Declared by Christina on Saturday, March 22, 2014
I wish I could meet you in person and beat the shit out of you for saying the horribly things you say to and about my girlfriend on Facebook. Unfortunately, all I could do was report you for harassment and block you. NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 20, 2011
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
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Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
me so mad mad that choo left me.
me so cry all day and all night.
me so jump out of the building.
me so end
me so sad.
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Declared by fraulein jar jarette on Monday, October 29, 2007
I love butt sex with you but now that you have cheated on me with jackson, I feel our love is lost.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Your phone call tonight didnt make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe it was your fast squeaky ramblings about how "I totally dont like this one girl cuz she totally didnt talk as fast or as much as me. O-M-G!".. sure, blame it on the 2 cups of coffee you had 9 hours ago, or that every five minutes you...
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Declared by Jakob on Monday, October 1, 2007
that asshole spends more time than me with my girl
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Declared by a loser on Friday, October 21, 2011
We've been through a lot! We've hated and needed each other, or at least I thought so. I knew you'd never love me, but I grew attached anyway, despite your warning. I told you I loved you and your reaction was, "okay." I don't have it in me to stop with this, but I have to move on. You can't love me, you...
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Declared by Max on Thursday, May 3, 2018
YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOUR FUCKING ASS MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS GOD DAMN EARTH
HOW COME WHENEVER I TRY SO FUCKING HARD TO FIX SHIT BETWEEN US AND MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE YOU SCREAM AT ME FOR DAYS. YOU CALL ME A WHORE AND ACCUSE ME OF CHEATIN ON YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS ASS WHEN I HAVE NEVER...
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Declared by Hope someone kills your ass on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Jihad on myself... I ruined my chance with a girl I am in love with. I will never forgive myself... so it's Jihad time bitches! Bring yo' AKs, bring those grenades nigga' 'coz this means war. Swallow it! Swallow it, nigga'!!!
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Declared by NWA on Sunday, January 13, 2013
Last time I checked a "shower" doesn't last FIVE HOURS
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Declared by Manny on Monday, June 16, 2014