Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoshe wont give the man i love a chance. because she thinks being with him is ruining my life. all because hes in a wheelchair. i hate my mom!! i now have to live with my grandmother so i can be happy!
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Declared by UUUUUUURRRRRRGH!!! on Thursday, July 22, 2010
I am going to jihad you, Glenn. Why won't you accept my advances? I just want you for one last infidelity. PLEASE - homosexuality isn't a crime. It is a righteous passion, and we will not be judged for it.
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Declared by Woody on Thursday, February 5, 2009
you gave me the best night i have ever had. you were sweet, romantic, funny... everything i ever wanted in a guy. you were the first one i've ever felt good about. you made me so happy. we hated to be apart, but that one night reminded us that distance doesnt always matter. you know what? you fucked that up....
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
Anti Lovers
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Declared by Khan on Wednesday, November 14, 2007
ALALALALALLLLAALALLALALA
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Declared by Kevin on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I'm tired of people using me. Especially boyfriends. They want gifts expensive ones...yet they are too broke to give me anything. They can't even buy me a fucking cup of coffee! And they make me feel guilty for not sharing and giving them what they want. Fuck that! I trust no one and I only will make ME...
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Declared by H. Mad As Hell on Friday, January 13, 2012
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
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Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
We've been together for a whole fuckin year.
When a rumor surfaces, don't go all angry and i-am-leaving-you and he-deserves-me-better and you-will-never-change on me, damn it.
You trust that gossiper more than me, who's supposed to be your fuckin man!
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Declared by JQM on Saturday, February 25, 2012
I love butt sex with you but now that you have cheated on me with jackson, I feel our love is lost.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 3, 2016
shoobakhali!! tof tof! i make jihad on your pinky toes! they are so ugly that god hates even the name i give to them so i have to spit after i say the name so he wont get mad! they are unnatural to this world like a cross between a donkey and a dog!!! shoobakhai! tof tof!
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Declared by JJ on Wednesday, September 21, 2011
You suck dude. We had a great thing going and you blew it. I'm glad your wife left you.
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Declared by Your former girl on Thursday, December 6, 2007
BOLLOCKS IT. i never wanted to even kiss you and now your calling me a slut. I can understand gossip like this if i had actually done anything to envoke it but i spent the whole night running away from you. and now my friends are being told im a whore. so yeah, thanks i hope you feel better after shitting on...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 28, 2010
Jihad on you, bitch! FUCK YOU, YOU CUM DUMPSTER, BLUE WAFFLE, ASS MUCUS, FUCK TOY, CLITTY LITTER, FIST FUCK, BEEF CURTAIN, QUEEN OF THE 50 YARD CUNT PUNT, FUCK PUPPET, NEED THE D,DOUCHE NOZZLE, HAIR PIE EATING, CUM GUZZLER, TIT WANK, KINKY HAM FLAP!!!
Fuck you, you stupid, fat, whiny piece of shit. Go dig...
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Declared by Zoe on Thursday, January 16, 2014
fuck u
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Declared by fuckker on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
We've been through a lot! We've hated and needed each other, or at least I thought so. I knew you'd never love me, but I grew attached anyway, despite your warning. I told you I loved you and your reaction was, "okay." I don't have it in me to stop with this, but I have to move on. You can't love me, you...
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Declared by Max on Thursday, May 3, 2018
FUCK YOU
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Declared by guess on Saturday, April 25, 2015
Make me cum already!
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Declared by Frustrated wifey on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
You're dead to me. After 6.5 fantastic years we were engaged, happily, for a world of reasons, and you dropped the ball on me and everything else in life because you all of a sudden didn't have the backbone to work through your own insecurities and fears without stabbing me in the back to make things more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 1, 2009
They are WAY to flipping young and immature to be getting married!! He's in debt and cheats on people, she's pompous and stuck-up thinking that HER wedding is the best ever.... WHAT-THE HELL-EVER!!!!
I'm glad we aren't together anymore.... he's an asshole who cheated on me, and she's a bitch who thinks...
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Declared by Single and loving it on Friday, July 4, 2008