dio...how dare u flirted with my so-called best friend while we were goin out...you two faced ass, u certainly didnt deserve me...i hate u from the very core of my heart...may u rot in hell...
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Your phone call tonight didnt make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe it was your fast squeaky ramblings about how "I totally dont like this one girl cuz she totally didnt talk as fast or as much as me. O-M-G!".. sure, blame it on the 2 cups of coffee you had 9 hours ago, or that every five minutes you...
Declared by Jakob on Monday, October 1, 2007
Son of a bitch pig faced dirty little pack rat!! Stop rolling your God damn bogies and flicking them around the ENTIRE house!! Pick your crusty cheese infested socks off the floor, bin your filthy skid marked boxers, or better yet, wipe your arse on toilet roll!!!! Fucking animal bastard pig!! I should slap...
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Stop being such a whining emo pussy already. It's so unattractive. That girl you like is going to run like the devil himself was after her, you pathetic insecure piece of stoat feces.
Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
You suck dude. We had a great thing going and you blew it. I'm glad your wife left you.
Declared by Your former girl on Thursday, December 6, 2007
wha the hell i mean really first ur gay theb ur not then your clearly flirting and being nice and sweet and caring then u totally become a douche noZzle to people and all the mixed signals make me pissed of and i yell then ur nice and wtf a shirt that says zach my name on it and u wear it on the day we have...
Declared by zachary on Thursday, March 19, 2009
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK I DONT UNDERSTAND
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 19, 2014
Declared by guess on Saturday, April 25, 2015
Last time I checked a "shower" doesn't last FIVE HOURS
Declared by Manny on Monday, June 16, 2014
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
So (stereo)typical. Of course you didn't have the guts to make a decent break-up *before* getting all close and intimate with that art historian. Well, fuck each other's brains out, for all I care. You're not getting your BSG dvds back.
Declared by cjfdjghvbm on Sunday, May 9, 2010
maa chuda chole kha..meri bandi se door rahe kutte ke bache..
Declared by nipun gupta on Sunday, November 11, 2007
What I'm gonna say to you if ever we meet again?
FOR FOUR YEARS YOU ARE A DISTRACTION TO ME BACK IN COLLEGE, AND I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK WHEN I WAS IN THE DUMPS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! ONLY THAT YOU HAVE TO THROW THAT LOVE AWAY JUST TO GET MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Declared by Jon B on Sunday, May 4, 2014
Having the perfect boyfriend. DANG YOU!!!
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
He has STD’s, he likes child pornography, is alocoholic, his father is alcoholic too, her mother was a prostitute. he is a liar, he is the worst.
Declared by Dalia I Morales on Thursday, November 27, 2014
You know the reason why we drifted apart?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!
We men aren't telepaths.
Declared by JB from ADV33 1989 on Saturday, September 5, 2015
Thank you for the weekend.
Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am going to jihad you, Glenn. Why won't you accept my advances? I just want you for one last infidelity. PLEASE - homosexuality isn't a crime. It is a righteous passion, and we will not be judged for it.
Declared by Woody on Thursday, February 5, 2009