Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou left used me and let me support you for 2 years, you were down and I lifeted you up, you needed love and I gave it to you. Then, when I was going through a mild dperession and dealing with some life challenges, you just left me. You gave nothing, you never tried to help me.
A fiery car crash would be...
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Declared by Nah on Saturday, October 25, 2014
I never asked for any form of romance. I never wanted love. There some people in this world that are'nt meant for love and I knew from the begining that I was one of them. But you convinced me otherwise and I was foolish enough to believe you. I let you raise my hopes so high and then I catch you with her!?...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
The Soldiers of Allah (anti-Gay Regiment) Hath declared this Jihad upon thee for the following attrocities: Displaying ineracial and homosexual picsations and/or images on your computer screen so that they may be viewd by those are who are not gay in so that you might poison their minds as yours is...
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Declared by Nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU! I loved you and now you have a boyfriend? Thanks for ruining my life.
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Declared by Crazy-Stalker-Chick on Friday, August 7, 2009
why don't u guys just marry each other....
get it over with.. ya punks
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
You are the biggest whore ever, and everyone knows it but you. You would literally have sex with anyone, even my friends, just because you feel like it, without any regard for my feelings. You use people for alcohol and sex. Honestly, you are nowhere near as pretty as you think you are and will never achieve...
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Declared by Ray on Friday, March 25, 2011
No I won't come over for a fucking goodnight kiss when I can't even sleep over! Do you know how much gas costs!? You'd better-you're frickin' Middle Eastern! And furthermore, work was done at 6, soccer was done at 8, why the fuck are you calling me at 10?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 17, 2008
I hereby declare full blown fucking war on each and every one of you. Stop having your immature and bitchy friends leave me rude and annoying text messages and voicemails. Grow the fuck up!! Get the fuck over it! Move the FUCK on or grow the fuck up and handle it.
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Declared by Aiden on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
I found out that you have finally shown your true colors, and all that admiration you gave me back in school were nothing but pretense. Just remember that I have been true to you all those years, I never flirt with anyone, never took up vices, all because that I love you and would go the distance for you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 5, 2014
Penis in
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 30, 2010
We were really good friends and I wanted to take it further and you broke my heart and laughed in my face in front of your friends. No, we can't still be friends, asshole. You're ugly as shit, on the outside and, as it turns out, on the inside, too, so good luck finding someone else who's interested. You...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Jihad on you bitch! I'm sick of waiting for you to take me back, while you're really just leading me on! I'm not fucking stupid. First you say you don't want me, then you say you don't know, then we pretty much FUCK in a parking lot, and then you say you hate everything about me....and THEN you say you want...
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Declared by fuckthis on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
stop pretending to be someone your not. No women. Your getting in something that is going to end bad. For you the blabbermouth If you tell someone else the things I have said there is going to be a big ass problem. You got it, if you don't you will eventually. This is mild you already know that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 18, 2011
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007